Violent Acres: I Don’t Care About Anna Nicole Smith
Feb 13th, 2007
Not every death is a tragedy. In fact, I would even go so far as saying most deaths aren’t a tragedy. I don’t know what so many of you people […]
Original post: I Don’t Care About Anna Nicole Smith

I too don’t see the fuss about Anne Nicole’s death, but what was said about her daughter is disgusting.
Agreed. V, that is just terrible. What do you have against Anna Nichole Smith’s innocent little baby?
I dont care that V doesn’t care. Lame post, hon.
Another win for VA. I was shocked at the baby comment, but then I just laughed. She IS right you know. Genes don’t lie people.
A bit of a shocker wrt the baby, but … honestly? With the crap about DNA sampling? That poor kid is going to be SO screwed up.
So…
Agreed. Enough with the ANS shite, people. I DO NOT FUCKING CARE WHAT WAS IN HER DAMN REFRIGERATOR.
ra ra ra
I find it abrasive to find the media using celebrities as news. I, honestly, don’t give a whit who had plastic surgery, rehab, dated whomever, divorced or met with aliens. Appears as if the media has camped with the tabloids to create more interest. If people give credence to the Dixie Chicks for their political views, it’s their choice. As for ANS, a human life is precious. To vent rage at an innocent child is pathetic. So what if the mother wasn’t what you expected. Show some dignity and respond in kind.
If you are attempting to generate interest in your website, try sarcasm mixed with kindness. But, as you would say, “it’s my damn f**king site, I can do whatever I want!” which is quite true. If I don’t like it, I can go a different direction. I suppose I read V like a bystander gawking at an accident victim lying on an interstate pavement. I wonder. Show empathy. Think hopeful thoughts for the one suffering, then sally forth.
A lot of people are thoroughly entertained by this whole fiasco…
that counts for something doesn’t it ; )
I like kids but the one in this particular situation prob’ly
shoulda stayed home for her own sake.
well stated V… but whatta fuckin’ mess, huh?
I think we all could have done without the baby crushing nonsense. I get that cynicism can be funny, but that just seemed kind of sick and bitter to me. That’s the kind of thing I would expect to see on a 15 year old’s “Hail Satan/Primus Rocks!” blog, not an educated adult’s.
Personally, I think it retarded when celebrity death makes headlines. It actually hurts my eyes. Yes they can make entertainment headlines, that’s “their” section, but to be in the main section of newspaper? Fuck that.
Did they figure out how she died yet?
If it was drugs she deserved it.
V is totally righ, why does ANS deserve our pity? what has she done for society? she is just a lucky worthless bitch (and crazy too)…
by the way, too bad the kid is alive, we dont need more shitty ANS replica in 15 or so years. V thumbs up with this one!!
@on_with_living…
quadruple *high five*
V was a little too harsh on this one. The baby has a better chance, now that ANS is out of the picture, of growing up normal.
People need to chill the fuck out, it’s because of how riled up you guys get over what she writes that she disabled comments on her site.
Hah, the kid’s got some 14 dads at the moment (claims)! Seems ANS fucked everyone from her trainer to her gardener, or they all want whatever fortune might come with the kid.
@ #12 & #13
quintuple *highfives*
Amusing to think that V disabled comments on her site because of how bent people become. Umm..she doesn’t want to know anyone’s opinion but her own. (Jerry Springer has the record on that) It’s similar to someone talking to a mirror and expecting an answer. As someone earlier stated…how could someone of inherent intelligence be so profoundly immature? She’s spoiled, unrestrained and insecure. Just like the children she never had or wanted. Too much competition for her.
#14
*high five*
#16
*high five*
V we still love you…
on_with_living: I don’t think she disabled it because she’s afraid someone might prove her wrong about something, I think she disabled it because of the overwhelming amount of stupidity on the internet. Why sully the article’s page with the garbage that people write online? 99% of the comments won’t be worth responding to either way, and reading them will likely shorten one’s life-span.
Haha, V’s got the Howard Stern effect on people. Either you read what she has to say ’cause you love it and wanna hear more. Or you read it because you hate it and need more to bitch about.
Straight-up, honest, bullshit free.
you know, i thought the very same thing when i saw she died. why couldnt she take her faulty genes with her. darwinism people darwinism. its the same reason i think medical science is completely fucking up our gene pool. any unhealthy, obese, old, addled with problem fuckwit is allowed and able to procreate. and if they do end up having a kid thats fucked up, it lives bc we are capable of saving its life so it too can pass on weak genes. and we wonder why there is more cancer and disease then ever.
@katiebelle -
ANS had some good genes hun. Don’t blame someone’s poor life decisions on her genetics.
;)
goddamn…
*high fives all around today*
but the word fuckwit is completely lame
katie blue jeans
question katie: How the fuck do you know which are ‘weak’
genes and which are ’strong’ genes
you a geneticist or something?
darwinism katie darwinsm???
shit katie *high five anyway*
Right on Ronnie…
Better use it
Before you lose it
Better use it don’t
Throw it away, hey
hey, hey, hey
don’t throw it away…
Hey didn’t I write that asshole…
Her commercials pissed me off anyway.
Here’s an interesting perspective on life in the centerfold … and the perils of post-Playmate-hood.
http://zwire.com/site/news.cfm?newsid=17842912&BRD=2287&PAG=461&dept_id=512588&rfi=6
VA (aka 3 Beers) comes again with wisey thought…
What is your issue with children, VA? Most likely you’re a covert molester.
You think people have fun by reading your I hate kids comments. Not so. Heard that? NOT SO. All there is at this point is an orphan subject to undeserved public scrutiny, lawsuits and press attention. Who is to blame for this?
What were your retarded looking parents thinking when they had you?
See? You’re not to be blamed for that, either.
Karin
I’d bet VA has no issues with children at all.
I think it’s all an act.
And a good one at that.
Brilliant.
Why is it that every time someone says something unusually cruel or hostile, there’s some idiot that says it was “brilliant?” Oh good one V, you really got ‘em this time, keep on with your vendetta to piss of everyone with your angry stream of consciousness bullshit. My retarded little brother can say things like let’s eat some babies, and no one thinks HE’S brilliant.
@Karin-
Covert child molestor? Ha!
It really sucks for ANS’ child, never knowing a mother and to be brought up very close to the public eye. V’s comment on hating babies are pretty vicious, especially here. But covert child molestor? Retarded looking parents? Where the hell did you pull that from?
There is no way that kid grows up to be anything other than a disaster. A billionaire kid with 14 fathers who all want a piece of the money.
Yea, that’ll end well.
They should throw the kid in a river and save it the pain of a teenage heroin overdose.
I pull everything from knowing 3 Beers.
Deep down, VA probably wants a child. A little boy… yes… Someone she can mold into a little baby-hating nazi that will do her bidding and fetch her beer…
That might be the dumbest sentence to ever appear on my monitor.
37 was directed at 35.
@Josh, he coulda written in that god-aweful “1337-sp33k” that so often rapes the English language over the internet.
At least then I could tell myself it was a parody of extreme stupidity and nonsense speak.
*Thought you meant that at #36, still works.
Josh, you can start a blog of your own. VA has enough morons loving her so she can spare quite a few for you. Give it a try.
Are you a random sentence bot?
completely agree with V. even here in eastern europe every little girl is talking about her “poor woman, poor child”. fuckin slut, she got what she deserves.
@16, i think its spam and fucktards that V doesn`t want to mess with
Obviously, the best way to break a specific stream of thought is bend it in several tangents until the original topic is diluted with assinine dialog. The light is green now, you may go forward.
ON_WITH_LIVING RULES!
@45 *high five*
I don’t like the word fucktard either
what does that even mean?
I don’t like the words fuckin’ and slut (put together that is)
I particularly don’t agree with “she got what she deserves”
Anger, anger and more anger
I guess it could be therapeutic for some,
but to tell you the truth… it makes me *yawn*
a little tired.
I think I’ll have some more coffee
maybe another smoke…
cheer up folks
Is it really that bad?
what a shipwreck man…
I wanna marry a lighthouse keeper hmmm…
@46 *high five-o-live*
heads up AV
uggghh I think I’ve just been sterilized…
Now the world can celebrate.
hip hip hooray
On with the chastity belt…
throw away the key.
better yet, put it in a lock box…
yeah lock box
like AG said so beautifully and monotonously
“lockbox”
This song is making me cry (in a good way)
Thanks Charlie…
Jokers wild…
I don’t even own a chastity belt
or a lock box…
time to excorcise
hehe …
i like it when u guys hit it off here in the comments section …
so ANS died … okay …
and yes, this is the first time that i’ve seen a website pop up just coz another website has its comments disabled …
this is gonna be good i guess …
V … you write good stuff (mostly hehe) … post more …
Why is it that you people
Decide it’s okay to type
Like this?
What the fuck is wrong with you? Do you not understand what a fucking paragraph is? And if you’re that deluded to think what you are writing is poetry, then may this world have mercy on your soul. And if you were to have any intelligence in the poetic area, you would learn to write in prose. At least then you’re responses would be slightly more worth my time to look at.
@Karin:
You’re just fucking retarded.
ANS was a ridiculous woman, and a poor example for a celebrity. I have to admit a certain fascination…not for her, but for the breathless attention the media and the average media-consuming drone has/had for her.
On the other hand, the ridiculous creature got obscenely wealthy using nothing more than a pair of implants and a bottle of peroxide. It would seem that she had *something* on the ball. There may be hope for the whelp yet. I expect the best thing that could happen to her would be for her to be spirited away to be raised by a nice, middle class couple, perhaps in an isolated Alpine village. And to never, ever have anything to do with the money or the fame.
For the record, I hate kids almost as much as V does.
As I recall, anyone is more than entitled to post an opinion about VA’s blog; the name of the site is violentacrestalk.com, not violentacreslame-ass-haters.com…Karin.
So if Josh wants to post a POSITIVE opinion on one of V’s articles on this site, he is in the right place. Get over it.
Your blog is awaiting you, steelfalcon! violentacresnumber1cuntlicker.com.
Woah!!
Karin why don’t you stab yourself in your eye, and start you own fucking blog. Apparently you have things to say. If you don’t like V, why do you waste your day posting about her posts. If all you want to do is TRY to cause grief for others feel free, but you just prove that you are the immature one.
I agree about Anna being a slut (Altough I didn’t know nothing about her before this whole fiasco I can tell by the fact that THREE guys could be the baby’s father that she was a slut) but her kid is perfectly normal (until it becomes old enough to realise what’s happening) and I believe that altough it might grow up to be like her mother I think it should get the benefit of the doubt. I believe that nurture has alot more to do with how you turn out than DNA so altough there’s a pretty big chance that it’ll be fucked up I think it should still be treated with respect.
Don’t know about anyone else but I can’t help but feel sorry for the poor kid.
A little juvenile response from a little juvenile brain, Karin. I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent. Good day.
Steelfalcon, you made my day better.
paragraphs are overrated…
prose is overrated…
@54 *high five*
Capri Sun or is that caprisun is yummy in my tummy
*high fives for the lot of you silly suckas*
mmmmm… yummy we likey the Capri-Sun too.
“My only gripe with the woman passing away is that when she collapsed, she failed to fall on top of her infant daughter and crush her, thereby killing two slutty dimwitted birds with one stone.”
I don’t care how you feel about VA “attacking” an innocent baby, that is freaking hilarious! I just about spit my soda out. You people need to lighten up. It’s just a blog for godsakes.
Right fucking on! Even if she isn’t right about ANS’s kid most likely being another waste of life, it would help with the overpopulation problem. And that’s a good thing.
P.S. Steel Falcon and Josh, you rock!
I think she means people are afraid of their own mortality, not morality, right? They’re afraid of their own death, not ethics, right?
Just FYI for everyone…went over to see my parents tonight and read this blog to my parents.
Reaction from dad…That’s a sick individual.
Reaction from mom…That woman has got to be 300 pounds and missing half her teeth to be so angry at the world.
Thought everyone would appreciate my parents’ cute comments. :)
@ Jenny
Your parents seem like presumptous judgemental fucks. I hope they choke.
Almost amen. Anna Nicole was a total waste of space and the only thing I care about is that she was unbelievably selfish to leave her daughter motherless (because let’s be real; it’s highly unlikely her death was of natural causes).
Let’s hope the little girl grows up to be a good woman and not follow her mother’s example.
For people who want to dig metaphorical holes for themselves, blogging and bad poetry is the way to go. and for falcon…does copy pasting responses from the internet make you feel really good about yourself?
Some of you are making up reasons why V disabled comments on his other site, but then he set up this site to gloat at all of you stupid fucks.
@MeMy SoHi:
V is a she.
V didn’t setup this site, rather she linked to it due to the vast number of people wanting to comment on her rants and other blog entries.
@Braden:
My intimate knowledge of the inherent futility of internet arguements prevents me from actively engaging in electronic pissing matches with people who have nothing better to do than belittle other people’s opinions. In the stated case, a fairly common, mundane response was all that was required, is all that is required here, and is so given:
Get the fuck over it.
Thank you.
If my previous reply was a little too highly-educated for you, here’s the truncated (furthermore referred to as dumbed-down) version:
Internet arguements serve no purpose, and people like you are dumb.
@Ecko
Did you take your reality pills this morning?
I only ask because you’re being played like a fool.
The psycho detector says V is a misogynistic male.
(so does whois)
I hope the era of civilized debate returns. I am pleased that most people expressed their opinions and were mildy rebuked. I realize that V provokes thought. Albeit, outside the normal, “nice weather we’re having”. And, by utilitizing her opinion to begin a debate, it evokes emotions that we, otherwise, would dismiss. I thank those that agreed, disagreed and subtly portrayed nonchalance. The spectrum of intensity ranged from vorpid to catatonic. I appreciate a well-placed perspective. I await a new discussion with my bag of popcorn in hand.
I love bsdninja…..sigh
Just so you know what I am talking about:
70 bsdninja
@ Jenny
Your parents seem like presumptous judgemental fucks. I hope they choke.
hee hee hee
People with lady bits have no sense of humor. Is it all of the estrogen that sucks it from their brains with a little pink whirly straw? Or does the key to a womans humor like Samson and goes away when they shave their pits? I just don’t know people, I just don’t know.
Why do you oh-so-offended people even bother trying to comment on appropriateness of a purposely outrageous statement?
What a futile fucking exercise.
That’s VA’s thing, ok? She makes very good points, and uses a bit o’ the outrageous to drive them home.
Then she laughs at all you chumps that get your panties in such a wad.
Problem is, some of you seem so busy being scandalized that you are missing the whole fucking point.
But at least, I guess, you serve a purpose by being the living punchline.
Learn and evolve, people.
@32: “Oh good one V, you really got ‘em this time, keep on with your vendetta to piss of everyone with your angry stream of consciousness bullshit. My retarded little brother can say things like let’s eat some babies, and no one thinks HE’S brilliant.” Ha, that’s great.
Maybe V has run out of ideas for blogging. The Mommy-blogger saga, “How Feminism Ruined My Sex Life”, the Evil Stepmother and Deadbeat Dad posts, etc…these were intelligent uses of her attitude and bite, and had a point to them.
This Anna Nicole post is just dumb-provocative common shite, designed to wind people up. No originality or point.
@82: didn’t see your comment before. “She makes very good points, and uses a bit o’ the outrageous to drive them home” - yeah, except this one isn’t a good point, so why drive it home? V has done better.
*yawn*
@ fluffybits
My love can be purchased….. Make me an offer ;)
@ schmidty
You ask why drive the point home… Its her fucking blog.. she can do what ever she wants, write about seals or seal being raped or children dying or what ever she wants…. thats why.
I dont see why anyone has to justify themselves to anyway… any justification offered is a favour to you so you can sleep at night and not stay up wondering “O WHY O WHY DOES V HATE CHILDREN”
anyway I digress……..
@87 …sure, true and all, it is her blog, blog away V; although bsdninja your comprehension is less than ordinary - I never complained about her attitude to children, so get it right before leaping to the defense of someone who doesn’t need help from you.
This is a website inviting us to feedback what we think about Violent Acres blog. My feedback is that she can write crap if she wants, but if this was all her blog was like, it would sink into anonymity faster than you could digg it.
@ schmidty
righr Mr Philanthropy, your kindness astounds me…. although my comprehension is less than ordinary you take the time out of your busy schedule to explain to me your precious precious comment. I am moved.
bsdninja:
#70 made me do an Internet spit take. Fucking funny shit.
I was cool with this posting until she said she wished Anna Nicole took out here infant at the same time. Perhaps
when you kick the bucket V maybe you should take your kids with you because they share half the self righteous big mouth
genes you have.
I’m hoping this is the start of a trifecta that will include Paris Hilton.
I do feel for the kid, though. I see a modern-day Gloria Vanderbilt fiasco brewing.
But let’s not condemn the kid now. Give her a chance to grow up - she may turn out OK.
ANS? Who cares? What impact did she have on anyones life. Besides having to listen to her spew at the mouth. What benificial impact has she had on the world? Stop paying attention to dribble and it will stop becoming news. Demand better for all of life.
As for VA, do what you want, its a free country. Write, read, scream, use profanity, be the cruelest most insensitive human ever created,,,,its your life, do with it what you will. Everyone else should learn to do the same.
Hi I’m Mitt and I’m running for president.
By the way, I’m mormon and happy
valentines day.
*Stands up and applauds V*
Finally! Someone fucking said it! Good riddance to bad rubish, says I! Point blank, nobody fucking cares she’s dead.
Well, except for the fucktards who are going to put that kid through a huge court battle to be able to collect on the billions of dollars that don’t even legally belong to anyone yet. Everyone wants a cut of the money. That’s what America’s all about. And V is also right in the fact that the combination of bad genes and stupid asshats almost assuredly will make that little girl as fucked up as they come.
And still no one comments on the fact that three men are fighting over wo’s the real father of that litttle bundle of joy. And really who cares if the tyke turns into another stripper and then centerfold with some retail ad spots in there somewhere. The plebs need entertainment and since we don’t feed anyone to wild animals (potentially too harmful to the animals thank you peta) we need trash and drama. So let her live and serve as an opiate for the masses just like every other celebrity that can’t do much but pose and whine- or just pose.
So happy i don’t watch TV.
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Happy valentines day
; )
I actually wasn’t offended by the comment about the baby at all. She is absolutely right.
O Brave New World
I lol’d. Thanks V.
I love the celebrity death cycle:
1) Media outlets get ratings by covering the death in obsessive detail
2) Other media outlets get ratings by covering the death coverage in obsessive detail (Y HELO THAR JON STEWART)
3) Blog writers get readers by spamming the Internet with RIP posts, musings on life and death, and claims of being the dead person’s “biggest fans”
4) Other blog writers get readers by spamming the Internet with provocative misanthropic-bitch-style posts, rants about toxic celebrity culture, and claims of “totally not caring”
5) Some reporter desperate for a new angle does the obligatory “what does the Internet think?” story
and it goes on from there.
It’s like how Hallmark’s started selling anti-Valentine’s Day cards, in a way. Somehow, someone will figure out how to profit from both the event AND the backlash. Kind of fun to watch the people who watch the coverage, see how this stuff works.
@101
*high five-o-live* Liz.
Can I call you Liz?
You people are fucked up. You would condone death of a helpless infant? Damn, if we were to smite people for who their parents were then i quess we wouldn’t realy have a population problem in the world today. But of course bigot blogers and their readers are the righteous ones.
holy cow.
while i laughed many times reading these comments (i love 100), i also wanted to throttle many of you losers who are upset that V would ‘condone the death of an innocent baby’…
it’s fucking hilarious!
not just that she said it, but the masterful art in which she was able to conger the image of a plump blond ANS toppling ANS jr. into a pancake..
HILARIOUS!
and for the people who thought it was funny up-to-that-point - you should take a look at yourselves and figure out what’s wrong with you. if life has value, than all life has value - and a child isn’t more valuable just because it’s a child.
V, don’t get too addicted to the addrenaline rush of offending people
“I don’t care about Anna Nicole Smith”… well you cared enough to blog about it…death to a baby? How precious.
hydrocodone cod…
opaet deo…