VA: Letter From West Valley Child Crisis Center
Jul 15th, 2008
A couple of days ago, I went to check my mail and recieved this nice letter from West Valley Child Crisis Center. (Click the image if you want to see […]
Original post: Letter From West Valley Child Crisis Center



I’m such a great person. I’m getting a stiffy just thinking about what an amazing humanitarian I am.
V, that is such a great charity! Thanks for doing the whole birthday challenge, even if it didn’t raise the full amount.
She’s selling the website on a SitePoint.com auction:
http://tinyurl.com/violentacres
The starting bid is $10k USD. She’s trying to rip people off by saying that guest post crap was accepted just the same as the normal posting. Also, it’s assumed that some random new owner would be able to maintain the same level of post quality and traffic.
Also something about trying to turn those of you who subscribe into a “direct mailing list”. So yeah, your email address is being sold to some spammer webmaster who is going to send you bullshit email.
The auction lists screenshots of web stats and monthly checks from AdSense ect, which are hosted on violentacres.com.. so that pretty much proves it. But I guess if you’re a fucking moron, you won’t believe it until ‘ViolentAcres’ starts spamming you with ringtone offers.
V, I miss you!
Dude with the annoying note: what she does with her own site is her own business. If she sells it, most people will stop reading it, and who’s hurt? You’re the one who’s wasting your time with ridiculous research.
It’s our old pathetic pal Hoodmonkey!
http://www.myroidtypecomics.com/otherpics/hoodmonkey2.JPG
Oh V - you have TOTALLY sold out. Your 15 minutes is now up - return to mediocrity.
dude… myroid is an asshole… hoodmonkey knows whats up. i hope v never sells her site and she goes to hell for what shes done in the past
Hey, there’s nothing for V to go to hell for - it’s her site to sell. Sucks to see her go, but oh well. It’s the same thing as building a startup from the ground up, then selling it to a larger company. Of course, who would pay a minumum of 10K for a site that may or may not generate 12K a year, minus the upkeep, minus the fee V plans to charge for her posts, all that in the middle of a recession… sounds like an “extremely” crappy investment to me, so good luck finding buyers. Funny how she calls it a blog after all… finally, the truth comes out.
If truth be told, after you’ve told every one of your life stories and ranted on every subject that makes you tick, there isn’t much else for you to say to your readers. Just about every blog I’ve known has either folded or started repeating itself after the first couple of years. V is no exception, who woulda thought.
You can click that down thumb all you want, but that’s what happened and guess what, life goes on.
lol, no one would pay 10k for the site besides an utter moron.
oh well, i was getting tired of v’s posts anyway, she was clearly winding down and running out of steam
Also, what’s so pathetic about Hoodmonkey pointing out that V’s selling the site? You are the awkward, unliked sidekick and your comics are bland and without humor (just like all your posts here!). Yawn.
Oh wait, I forgot–you’re ~*zany*~
It’s pathetic because he’s been at this for about a year now. Obsessed, much? Also because of this:
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=118660574
Looks like our caped crusader here likes Borat.
“Dude with the annoying note: what she does with her own site is her own business. If she sells it, most people will stop reading it, and who’s hurt? You’re the one who’s wasting your time with ridiculous research.”
The poor sucker who wastes 10K or more on it? Oh, you don’t know them so I guess that’s alright. ::head pat::
Dramatic much? No one is holding a gun to anyone’s head and FORCING them to spend the money. Quit trying to make grown ass adults into victims.
Hoodmonkey, you’re a creep and no one cares. But then again, you knew that already, didn’t you?
PS: I don’t care who owns the site. Especially considering V did volunteer to keep writing for it.
“The poor sucker who wastes 10K or more on it?”
Um, feeling bad for someone for being ridiculously stupid is kind of impossible.
Hey V, even if it did suck that’s still awesome that you raised all that money. Thanks for updating us - that was a nice letter.
So yeah, its a blog, shes tired of doing it (and by extension, tired of us) and all those stats she used to decry her lack of concern for are now a major selling metric in her bid to wring a few more ducats out of the whole mess.
How does it feel being a commodity. You arent a person or a poster, youre ‘traffic’…
How does it feel being a commodity. You arent a person or a poster, youre ‘traffic’…
It kind of feels like I’m on the FUCKING INTERNET where everyone is anonymous and no one is a person.
Don’t be silly, Mojonixon. Of course you are ‘traffic.’ What did you think you were? Her BFF?
You guys are silly. I go to VA for entertainment. If anything, I use her…as opposed to her using me. I don’t know why some of you guys think she ever thought of you all as ‘more.’ Especially when she doesn’t allow comments on her site, doesn’t even ACCEPT emails (Let alone responds to them) and (outside of Myroid,) has never said jack to anyone. Correct me if I’m wrong, but that doesn’t seem like someone who really ‘cares’ about her readers as individuals.
Not that it matters to me, I got a solid 2 years of free entertainment out of it!
Why doesn’t she keep running it and donate the ad revenue to charity? If she makes 500-2000 a month she should be able to reach the 10,000 goal pretty quickly.
Cassie and Sierra, y’all are awesome. That’s what I’m sayin’.
Cassie and Sierra, y’all are awesome. That’s what I’m sayin’.
I think you were talking about me, so thanks! :-)
Sorry Sarah, even when I am crawling aroud the tubes on the intrawebz, I am still a person.
What I was remarking about, is the whining and kvetching concerning the sale of the blog. I think its funny, personally.
I looked at some of Myroids comics though, blargh…
Yeah, they’re pretty terrible.
Hey V…
I’ll buy your site for $50 right now!
Apparently someone spammer in New Jersey just bought it for $35,000.
What about the fact that the auction doesn’t end for another 18 hours?
Good point, but the auction was originally ending near mid August.
The last bidder (and presumed winner.. the only other bidder is me) is a known spammer and he will litter your inbox with ringtone offers and viagra ads, in the form of ‘posts’ that try, but fail to convey the emotional marketing that the original author used to direct the ‘traffic’ in the first place.
Speak for yourself, Im old and Mr Willy aint half the man he used to be (by displacement). Ill take all the cheap viagra adds I can get….
Known spammer? Is there such a thing? Good to see Hoodmonkey is on a first name basis with all the ‘known’ spammers…
By the way, how did you come upon this information? More stuff that you made up?
Furthermore, Hoodmonkey, if the site is such a shitty deal and not worth the money, etc, why are YOU bidding on it?
You know… I’d assume you could unsuscribe from the mailing list before it sells and not have to deal with it. But that’s just my guess.
Okay, I’m totally lost.
So does this mean no more VA?
Oh, I’m so out of the internet loop.
What did I make up? Everything I’d said is verifiable, although Alex Zimmer later clarified that his company paid $35k for the site and $10k for a year of posts from whoever is currently writing the site.
I can post his email if you’d like.
Regardless, he confirmed:
1) The site has switched hands.
2) The previous author has agreed to post for another year.
3) The total price paid was $45,000 USD, sent in two checks.
4) The recipient was one Patrick Toner of Ravenna, Ohio.
Chalk one more up for the old hoodmonkey.
Maybe she desperately needs the money for the business she talked about earlier.
Hoodmonkey forgot to mention that he’s been telling “Alex Zimmer” tons of things about VA. I didn’t know Tucker Max was suing VA, Puddy! I wonder what else you’re lying about?
Oh yeah. Everything.
By the way, check this out. I’d hate for you to ruin your life over your sick little obsession:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tortious_interference
Says the kid with two PhotoShopped pics of me appearing on Google SERPS.
Go fuck yourself.
What does that have to do with anything? Are we angry because I just RUINED YOUR SHIT?
So very.
Will someone please explain to me what is going on?
Why are Myroid and Hoodmonkey fighting?
Who is Alex Zimmer?
How can I sell my shitty blog and make $45k? Cause I got textbooks and supplies to buy.
Where does Batman get those wonderful toys??
That is all.
Hey. That site says that there are no accepted bids for the auction. And that the auction ended and the reserve price wasn’t met.
So, hoodmonkey, how do you know what you know? Just asking.
I’ve sold a few sites on SitePoint before, and they all ended outside of the system so it never officially listed a winner. And since I bid on violentacres.com it showed me who else bid and I made an intelligent guess (look that one up, MyRoids) and knew alexzimmer probably won it.
I talked to some indian at their office who told me the ‘wheels were in motion’ and the site was already sold.
Anyway, I don’t care anymore. I just wanted the images of the kids taken down because I, and other people thought it was harmful. I’ve always thought whoever wrote the blog was really fucking brilliant, and it’s a shame that the blogs being turned over to someone who is just going to destroy it.
You’re so full of shit it’s coming out your ears.
You don’t give a flying fuck about the pictures or the blog. Otherwise you would have donated more than one fucking cent to the charity, which by the way, yeah, I refunded.
Everyone, Hoodmonkey here was hired by Tucker Max because Tucker got his bitch pussy feelings hurt. Being the failure he is, Hood stepped up to suck his idol’s cock. Or maybe you just told people that to look cool? I will hand it to Tucker though; he hasn’t filed a stupid lawsuit through Rudius Media which you said he has.
You’re full of shit. Everything you say is a lie. Fuck off and die already, you pathetic, psychotic, unimpressive reject.
Hood, aren’t you a little OLD to be reading Tucker Max? I mean, even if you fell within the normal Tucker fan age range (roughly 15-17years), Tucker Max is so….1998.
I feel sad for you.
Who the hell is Tucker Max? Who hurt his feelings?
Is there a wikipedia on this shit?
Damn. I’m WAY out of the internet loop.
Mary:
http://www.violentacres.com/archives/10/alpha-male
Mary,
V made fun of Tucker Max a good 2 years ago. According to Jeff Hood AKA Hoodmonkey, Tucker Max is still holding a grudge.
By the way Hood, is that the truth? Is Mr. Free Speech Tucker Max really gunning for V for shit she said two years ago? Or is this something you did on your own so you could look like one of the cool kids on the TMMB board?
You guys got me.
Yeah I went and read some of his stuff. You know, you put yourself out there you’re bound to get made fun of, no reason to get your panties in a wad. Childish.
Hoodmonkey, what’s that link for? That has nothing to do with this Tucker Max business, does it? Or is Tucker Max a mommyblogger?
So, let me get this straight.
Many moons ago, V made fun of some frat boy.
Then, that frat boy got mad at her.
Somehow, making fun of mommybloggers factors into the frat boy fight.
The frat boy then enlisted the help of a dude named Hoodmonkey to shut the site down because he couldn’t handle being made fun of.
Then, two years later, V sells her site and … Hoodmonkey is saying that some other dude bought it.
And, strangely enough, posts a link to some forum about mommybloggers to explain the Frat boy fight. I think.
And then Frodo tosses the ring into the volcano and all is right with the world.
Holy crap! Tucker Max is suing Violent Acres! This is some digg/reddit worthy news! I can’t wait to see how this plays out!
This is fun!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Balloon
Tucker Max should get a life. A real one, I mean.
http://pawsnclawsacademy.com/who-are-we
the above link is what VA - aka Hollie Toner is now doing - a dog training service in OHIO! This is V and this is her new business that she owns.
So, damn her name really is Hollie Toner…now about that picture….
Close, but that’s Hollie Turner. Different people probably.
Interesting that she changed her name on the site to Hollie Turner. Google cache does not lie tho and cached the version where it’s Hollie Toner.
http://www.geaugahumane.org/news/documents/May08Newsletter.pdf
Go to page 5 of the above link - she can’t edit that.
Also - at the Paws and Claws website it WAS Hollie Toner about 30 minutes ago….She changed it as soon as she saw it here - so Hollie ( aka VA) reads this site. And yes, she cannot change the cached pages or the truth.
No - Hoodmonkey - that IS her business in Ohio. her new start up.
More Proof:
http://www.bni-ohio.com/cgi-bin/welcomemembers.cgi
scroll down to the bolded words: Falls Power Team - Cuyahoga Falls, OH , and you’ll see her listed there - as the OWNER OF PAWS AND CLAWS.
HOLLIE -
Why do you care if we found you out?? We caught you changing your name on your site - so pathetic. you are not a big deal blogger anymore, so who cares? Chicken Liver took over for you anyway…
Hoodmonkey’s twitter says he’s been pranking people and that he’s going to stir up massive traffic to his own website. He’s also said he sells websites.
My guess is that he’s spreading lies in order to increase the sale value of his website. Or sell advertising.
Either way, it’s lame, childish, and potentially illegal.
Also, hoodmonkey, it’s pretty obvious you are posting as “anon” as well as “hoodmonkey.”
As for as I can see on the dog website, there is a number right on the site. Why not just call it and ask? If you really care (Which, to be honest, I never did and still don’t) just man up and ASK.
Yeah, Jake. I noticed that myself. Hoodmonkey is the worst kind of coward, I suppose.
Jake: Nope, sorry. I’m only posting under hoodmonkey, and made damned sure not to say or do anything that would impact anyone’s business or personal relationships.
I admit I pranked the number a few days ago, but they laughed and that was that. I’m not posting personal information at all.
saying that a woman named Hollie Toner ( who may or may not be VA) owns a dog training business or is a dog trainer is personal? Hardly even interesting - just basic stuff you can google.
Hoodmonkey, you said:
“Also something about trying to turn those of you who subscribe into a “direct mailing list”. So yeah, your email address is being sold to some spammer webmaster who is going to send you bullshit email.
The auction lists screenshots of web stats and monthly checks from AdSense ect, which are hosted on violentacres.com.. so that pretty much proves it. But I guess if you’re a fucking moron, you won’t believe it until ‘ViolentAcres’ starts spamming you with ringtone offers.”
And then you said:
“I’m only posting under hoodmonkey, and made damned sure not to say or do anything that would impact anyone’s business or personal relationships.”
Now do you have proof that violentacres is going to give away the information? Because if you don’t have proof, your second post is obviously a lie.
I decided to Google our good friend hoodmonkey.
Looks like he was trying to extort money out of a different blogger a few weeks ago:
http://www.shoemoney.com/2008/07/11/thanks-jeff-hood-i-think/
He registered a Twitter account in the name of the blogger and then demanded money in exchange for turning over the password to the account. This guy’s credibility keeps going lower and lower. At this point, I’m more likely to believe the old Iraqi information minister.
Hahaha!
Jeff Hood needs to get a life, too.
I think this paws n’ claws site is almost certainly V. It has the same tone and stress in the writing patterns, and a very similar site layout. but I’ve also noticed something else, ever since that guy exposed her, she’s been writing less and less. I’m temped to call the business number on this site and ask her to start posting again (I miss my dancing monkey, dammit! )
Wow - hope this info doesn’t hurt your new business V. I can tell you from experience that you had better be pretty diplomatic in what you post on the internet if you don’t want it fucking up your business life. People can be awfully snoopy. I bet you are thinking there are some things you’d do differently now. I just hope no one was ever pissed off enough at you to show up to your house and cause some trouble. I think you’re a cunt and think WAY too highly of yourself, but I wish you good luck anyway. Hope this doesn’t bite you in the ass…
THE LESSON HERE: DON’T SAY ANYTHING ON THE INTERNET YOU WOULDN’T WANT YOUR FRIENDS, FAMILY, OR CLIENTS TO KNOW!
And clearly V cares or she wouldn’t have changed her last name on her new business site to try and confuse the situation. The other links clearly show that the real last name of the owner of that business is indeed TONER, the same last name that someone pinned to V quite some time ago. I do believe this mystery has been solved.
What a fucking joke.
Also it was previously revealed that her maiden name is Turner - which is what she now changed it to on the pet site. Case totally closed.
I do not dislike V at all - I liked her posts and wish she’d post something acknowledging this. (V - your readers are not as dumb as you thought!0
I really don’t see why any of this matters at all. This site is dying. V has found something better to do with her time. It was here for entertainment and nothing else. Go find another site to frequent. What is so hard about that?
It’s hard to find good snarky sites…or I am just lazy. Either way.
Do you ever think that some people get too wrapped up in this whole internet thing?
No?
Well, fuck you! *grudge*
If you donated to this charity you may want to do some research. They aren’t the ONLY emergency shelter in the Phoenix area, as they are misinforming people. They are in fact the largest but they have about 8 kids TOTAL in care (and have had for some time)…so don’t let the “largest” and licensed for 42 fool you. If you are giving money to them you may want to ask what it is going to? How many kids do you have? How many did you have last month or total last year?
Don’t get me wrong, the idea of this charity is much needed. However, this particular organization is VERY poorly ran and their priorities aren’t where they should be-which is on the children. The money is spent on lawsuits that staff file, staff office supplies so they can have new chairs and desks, etc. They are recruiting money telling you and other donors they have the “largest” campus and that they are the “only” emerency shelter and that they can serve 42 children. They need to spend time and money focusing on the children and the great needs they have!!! If they did 1/2 of what they tell the public they do they would be a FAR better buisness!!!
It actually rates pretty well on charity navigator:
http://www.charitynavigator.org/index.cfm?bay=search.summary&orgid=10873