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Original post: I Watch Because It’s Fun To Hate
The age old question…
What’s inside the box?
good song too.
Well, V…
enjoy watching your ’shit-filled’ episode of Lost tonight.
And, don’t choke on your dinner.
Yours truly,
; )
…here goes
via the Poster Children circa 1994
What’s Inside the Box
Doomed if you succeed
Doomed if you had failed
When the only tool you have is a hammer
Every problem is a nail
A shot heard round the world
The beginning of the end
From this day on the sons of Adam
Are no longer innocent
Never play with fire
Don’t stare at the sun
Once you start you’re never going to stop
What’s inside the box
Give yourself a hand
A victory in the sand
Understanding nothing
Until there’s nothing left to understand
Now the code is cracked
You can’t put the pieces back
Never looking far enough ahead
You shot yourself in the back
Why because it’s there
Because it’s everywhere
There’s got to be a reason why it’s locked
What’s inside the box
Now you’re getting close
Now you’re getting hot
I don’t really need another god
What’s inside the box
Much too small to see
And bigger than the wheel
Hidden in the water and the rocks
What’s inside the box
Know what’s funny about using that twat-block greasemonkey script? Of the 2 responses VAT says there are here, it doesn’t show me any :P
Shit that makes it easier for me… than I don’t
have to tell you how much of a fuckface you
should already know that you are.
I know it takes one to know one…
Ronnie are you bi?
Alright…
I’m just gonna try and fill up the internet pretty soon…
Do I have to do it myself?
How much would it take to fill up the fuckin’ internet?
I’m just whining for attention again…
maybe.
Or I seriously want to fill up the interweb.
I mean FILL it up…
What?
You don’t think i can?
me niether
but remember there is no try only do…
I heard that from the other green guy…
Oh it’s already full o’ shit
no shit.
I’m going sledding off the roof again.
To tell you the truth…
you’re all much too tame for me
like little domesticated sheep.
I love lamb chops
no, not eating them
silly.
#5
I’ve heard enough of ‘Nights on Broadway’
to last 32 lifetimes…
Play Jive Talkin’ you fuckin’ idiots.
Gordon Lightfoot wrote this a long time ago
now, I don’t necessarily agree with him, but…
here goes…
If you could read my mind
If you could read my mind love
What a tale my thoughts could tell
Just like an old time movie
bout a ghost from a wishin well
In a castle dark or a fortress strong
With chains upon my feet
You know that ghost is me
And I will never be set free
As long as Im a ghost that you cant see
If I could read your mind love
What a tale your thoughts could tell
Just like a paperback novel
The kind that drugstores sell
When you reach the part where the heartaches come
The hero would be me
But heroes often fail
And you wont read that book again
Because the endings just too hard to take
Id walk away like a movie star
Who gets burned in a three way script
Enter number two
A movie queen to play the scene
Of bringing all the good things out in me
But for now love, lets be real
* I never thought I could act this way *
And Ive got to say that I just dont get it
I dont know where we went wrong
But the feelins gone
And I just cant get it back
If you could read my mind love
What a tale my thoughts could tell
Just like an old time movie
bout a ghost from a wishin well
In a castle dark or a fortress strong
With chains upon my feet
But stories always end
And if you read between the lines
Youll know that Im just tryin to understand
The feelins that you lack
I never thought I could feel this way
And Ive got to say that I just to get it
I dont know where we went wrong
But the feelins gone
And I just cant get it back
* Gordon Lightfoot lyricsCanadian Railroad Trilogy
* Carefree Highway
…Actually Paul Simon wrote this a long time ago
so here goes…
50 ways to leave your lover
Words & music by paul simon
The problem is all inside your head, she said to me
The answer is easy if you take it logically
Id like to help you in your struggle to be free
There must be fifty ways to leave your lover
She said its really not my habit to intrude
Furthermore, I hope my meaning wont be lost or misconstrued
But Ill repeat myself at the risk of being crude
There must be fifty ways to leave your lover
Fifty ways to leave your lover
Just slip out the back, jack
Make a new plan, stan
You dont need to be coy, roy
Just get yourself free
Hop on the bus, gus
You dont need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, lee
And get yourself free
Just slip out the back, jack
Make a new plan, stan
You dont need to be coy, roy
Just listen to me
There you go cutting me off again Jive Talker…
I love VA and all of her ‘friends’
Most of whom ‘dislike’ me…
but fuck em’
yeah all the inuendo implied
‘All over the world’
More St. Paul Simon — sorry paul
Kodachrome
Words & music by paul simon
When I think back
On all the crap I learned in high school
Its a wonder
I can think at all
And though my lack of edu—cation
Hasnt hurt me none
I can read the writing on the wall
Kodachrome
They give us those nice bright colors
They give us the greens of summers
Makes you think all the worlds a sunny day, oh yeah
I got a nikon camera
I love to take a photograph
So mama dont take my kodachrome away
If you took all the girls I knew
When I was single
And brought them all together for one night
I know theyd never match
My sweet imagination
And everything looks worse in black and white
Kodachrome
They give us those nice bright colors
They give us the greens of summers
Makes you think all the worlds a sunny day, oh yeah
I got a nikon camera
I love to take a photograph
So mama dont take my kodachrome away
* Paul Simon lyrics50 Ways to Leave Your Lover
* Bridge Over Troubled Water
…anyway how’d that guy get a purple hoodie WITH
a zipper anyway?
He must be the magic turtle.
: )
O I AM
there…
amen
yousa are too.
god I love jar jar
translations of the word amen include: “Verily”, “Truly”, “So be it”, and “Let it be”. Colloquially, it can also mean “I agree,” or “Well said.”
…and of course O I AM…
Somebody say something or what?
Nothin’ left to say?
thought so…
I am whining for attention…
I know you are but what am I?
Bring it sheep…
One from the gospel of Phillip…
Collins that is…
Take Me Home
Take that look of worry
Im an ordinary man
They dont tell me nothing
So I find out what I can
Theres a fire thats been burning
Right outside my door
I cant see but I feel it
And it helps to keep me warm
So i, I dont mind
No i, I dont mind
Seems so long Ive been waiting
Still dont know what for
Theres no point escaping
I dont worry anymore
I cant come out to find you
I dont like to go outside
They cant turn off my feelings
Like theyre turning off a light
But i, I dont mind
No i, I dont mind
Oh i, I dont mind
No i, I dont mind
So take, take me home
Cos I dont remember
Take, take me home
Cos I dont remember
Take, take me home
Cos I dont remember
Take, take me home, oh lord
Cos Ive been a prisoner all my life
And I can say to you
Take that look of worry, mines an ordinary life
Working when its daylight
And sleeping when its night
Ive got no far horizons
I dont wish upon a star
They dont think that I listen
Oh but I know who they are
And i, I dont mind
No i, I dont mind
Oh i, I dont mind
No i, I dont mind
So take, take me home
Cos I dont remember
Take, take me home
Cos I dont remember
Take, take me home
Cos I dont remember
Take, take me home, oh lord
Well Ive been a prisoner all my life
And I can say to you
But I dont remember
Take, take me home…
One from King George…
Father figure
Thats all I wanted, something special,
Something sacred in your eyes,
For just one moment, to be bold and naked
At your side
Sometimes I think that youll never understand me
Maybe this time is forever, say it cant be
Thats all you wanted, something special,
Someone sacred in your life
Just for one moment, to be warm and naked
At my side
Sometimes I think that youll never understand me
But something tells me together, wed be happy
I will be your father figure (oh baby)
Put your tiny hand in mine (Id love to)
I will be your preacher teacher (be your daddy)
Anything you have in mind (it would make me)
I will be your father figure (very happy)
I have had enough of crime (please let me)
I will be the one who loves you
Until the end of time
Thats all I wanted
But sometimes love can be mistaken for a crime
Thats all I wanted just to see my babys blue eyes shine
This time I think that my lover understands me
If we have faith in each other
Then we can be strong
I will be your father figure
Put your tiny hand in mine
I will be your preacher teacher
Anything you have in mind
I will be your father figure
I have had enough of crime
I will be the one who loves you
Until the end of time
If you are the desert, Ill be the sea
If you ever hunger - hunger for me
Whatever you ask for, thats what Ill be
So when you remember the ones who have lied
Who said that they cared
But then laughed as you cried
Beautiful darling, dont think of me
Because all I ever wanted
Its in your eyes baby, baby
And love cant lie, no…
(greet me with the eyes of a child)
My love is always telling me so
(heaven is a kiss and a smile)
Just hold on, hold on
I wont let you go, my baby
I will be your father figure
Put your tiny hand in mine
I will be your preacher teacher
Anything you have in mind
I will be your father figure
I have had enough of crime
So I am gonna love you
Until the end of time
I will be your father
I will be your preacher
Ill be your daddy
I will be the one who loves you
Until the end of time
(return to top)
The Tide is high…
…or so they say
Am I a sheep, as well? Nah, I can’t be; I get way too many weird looks from the flock.
No TV, no iPod, no computer, no flashy diamond ring, no McMansion, no fancy clothes, no worries. After all, you are not what you own.
Sweet Night Emerild! you must have a lot of time at work. haha
Emerild.
Just fuck off and die, you you pretentious, mindless, heap of steaming shit. I can find nothing that you’ve ever posted that was not simply masturbation.
Just so you know: everyone in the world, including in real life, despises you. Your feelings of low self esteem and worthlessness are entirely rational.
Now piss off.
Emerild…I’m gonna go ahead and nominate you for the “Most Likely to be a Serial Killer” award
I just sent this to whatever administration lies behind the ‘contact’ tab :
‘How about an administrative decision to kick emerild? This twit is deliberately inhibiting discussion by dominating the site with huge chunks of cut and pasted inanity.’
Am I alone in feeling this, or would others find the site more useful without this idiot being able to use it?
Back to the subject of this post………
That video certainly explains a lot!
I vote to ban doucheface there.
Yeah I vote to ‘ban’ me too…
You all make perfect sense.
congratulations
go fuck yourselves.
exept you gwolf you may be a wolf in sheeps clothing…
‘everyone in the world, including in real life, despises you. Your feelings of low self esteem and worthlessness are entirely rational.
Now piss off.’ via 21
Me… low self esteem…. hahahahahahaha you don’t even know what your little fuckface is talking about.
‘Emerild…I’m gonna go ahead and nominate you for the “Most Likely to be a Serial Killer” award’ via 22
Not gonna happen… I’m probably more likely to be serial killed by the look of this board.
‘Am I alone in feeling this, or would others find the site more useful without this idiot being able to use it?’ via 23
useful for what??? …for what what what? Don’t worry you’re not alone.
any profanities and vulgarities not directed at:
girlwolf
Rage_On
SunSpotBaby
you win the ‘deal with emerild the best way you can award…’
The rest of you should probably just
go lie under a rock in some water…
Or for heaven’s sake… be USEFUL.
Why do you have to be such a douchebag?
I told you it’s a long story jen…
and you really wouldn’t want
to hear it anyway…
you seem to have a bit of potential jen
why ya gotta call me names for?
But to answer your question as honestly as I can…
I have to be a ‘douchebag’ because I was born that way
and then some other shit happened and now I’m what
you refer to as a ‘douchebag’…
I’m truly sorry if i bring you down… but I don’t think
it’s like that at all…
you call me names
you feel better about yourself
amen
Pah! You guys say you read VA. If you read that comic thing that she posted a while back, you’d know to take Douche’s advice and not feed the trolls.
I’m with Y though. Spam goes bad after a while.
To get back on topic, I don’t watch Lost. Video was funny though.
Man, humanity terrifies me. There’s so much hate in the world. I was reading another forum recently were people were saying that the homeless aren’t even human….that’s scary schizznit. Next thing ya know, weirdos like me are gonna get rounded up and sent off to the showers (via traincar, of course) for refusing to work/consume/spawn more debt-slaves.
You’re right gwolf… by people like Myroid and his spam comics
But M’roid has to make himself feel better by putting others
down… it’s human nature… I don’t know if some people
feel inherently ‘better’ than others… I know I don’t.
But hey people throw rocks… I eat ‘em like apples.
Y and M’roid are jealous of someone or something…
simple as that… I just call ‘em like I see ‘em
Don’t be terrified by humanity gwolf…
be terrified of those who judge others
on no real basis other than words on a screen…
They’ve got mobile execution vans in China ya know…
If we were there we’d all be dead.
Like ol’ Bob Dobbs says and I’ll say it again:
Fuck ‘em if they can’t take a joke…
Video was funny…
wow ‘roid and I agree on something.
Now go back and read some posts
on this site and find the ones where
emerild actually bringin’ the shit…
I mean directly toward others…
without being directly provoked…
unless he provoked himself…
People throw rocks (including our buddy emerild)
I EAT ‘EM LIKE APPLES…
actually I eat garlic like apples to
No hard feelings Y and ‘roid
but in reality… your spam
is no better or worse than
mine…
swallow it down… like a jagged little pill folks…
There are no trolls by the way.
‘Pah! You guys say you read VA. If you read that comic thing that she posted a while back, you’d know to take Douche’s advice and not feed the trolls.’ via 31
so stop eating…
V has lots of shit to say…
It’s all been said before…
It’s all cut and paste…
Everything I’ve heard (them) say I’ve read before
without the attitude…
If you really wanna know my angle on all this bs
simply consider the phrase:
The mirror stares back hard.
Emerild…I’m actually quite pleased with myself, you’re even crazier than I thought
Okay, the issue of banning Emerild is moot. He can always return under anonymous or another nick. Secondly, why not try a different angle?
Emerild, your intelligence is obvious. Whether or not you enjoy abusing your maturity is strictly your choice. Aside from the bitterness you display, do you ever want to hold a well versed sophomoric conversation with your peers?
Albeit, most people here have blogs of their own, instead of informing us that you intend to leave eventually, just leave — or — stay and be articulate and witty. Remove the harshness and replace it with humor and insight. You have much to offer. If you can put aside the freshman attitude, you can be a non-conformist in a conforming fashion. Plus, you appear to have the intellect to charm the panties off V should you temper your bitter flair.
Grab on to a threaded topic and add to it. Your point of view could be valuable to someone should you elect to reinforce it with the mature substance you hide from.
Let’s have some fun. Oh, and my name has nothing to do with steroids.
First off, I’d like to accuse Emerild of being 14 years old.
Secondly,
“But M’roid has to make himself feel better by putting others
down”
“people like Myroid and his spam comics”
http://www.myroidtypecomics.com/homo.htm
Thirdly, Emturd is not crazy, just a child who thinks it can act smart by using rhetoric that doesn’t mean anything or apply to anyone. It’s like reading straight out of a young teen’s diary or something.
Fourthly,
“your spam is no better or worse than mine”
My contributions run the gamut from humorous Nazi analogies to links about calling guys fags. You contribute song lyrics and other stuff nobody cares about.
Owl… thanks for the compliments.
Myroid… ok?
I’ll remove the harshness when V does.
That’s what I’ve been saying all along.
I wish I was 14 years old… wait no I don’t.
‘My contributions run the gamut from humorous Nazi analogies to links about calling guys fags. You contribute song lyrics and other stuff nobody cares about.’
I’m not buying any of your spam… and I like song lyrics.
Myroid are you bi? Cuz I think I just fell in love with you.
No penetration but maybe a little kiss *with a little tongue*
back to owl… I’m just bored dude. I’m calmly and methodically
searching for a job in which I can effectively function.
‘Aside from the bitterness you display, do you ever want to hold a well versed sophomoric conversation with your peers?’
The bitterness I display is a ‘reflection’ of the bitterness VA displays…
I don’t know if (they) are truly bitter or just acting…
but, I can assure you I’m just acting as a mirror…
Am I not the one who has been hoping for more ‘constructive’
posts… from V herself… I asked for that weeks ago…
something to the effect of ‘am I the only one who wants
to hear what makes V happy???’
My bitterness is a charade…
my confusion and paranoia
are very real and fading slowly…
‘Grab on to a threaded topic and add to it. Your point of view could be valuable to someone should you elect to reinforce it with the mature substance you hide from.’
‘mature substance you hide from.’
Show me some and I’d be glad to come out from hiding.
I don’t have a blog for a reason…
Alright crazy I think we’ve had about enough of you for one day
As much as I love being hit on by guys… no.
“My bitterness is a charade…
my confusion and paranoia
are very real and fading slowly…”
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=cam_whore
“fire… burning… agony…
sultry shivers of a dark essence
why am i tortured with this nihilistic existence?
bitter… darkness… despair. “
As THE apologizerer, jen…
all apologies…
for being a tough nut to crack
really though…
have a nice night.
‘roid how about a hug then… or a handshake?
I’m not really bi… I’m more of a monk these days…
“fire… burning… agony…
sultry shivers of a dark essence
why am i tortured with this nihilistic existence?
bitter… darkness… despair. “
I don’t wanna be that guy…
never did.
no dark essence here…
actually mirrors reflect light.
unless someone turns the lights out…
or paints the back of the mirror black…
which I’ve never done.
more lyrics… about
Reflections
Through the mirror of my mind
Time after time
I see reflections of you and me
Reflections of
The way life used to be
Reflections of
The love you took from me
Oh, Im all alone now
No love to shield me
Trapped in a world
Thats a distorted reality
Hapiness you took from me
And left me alone
With only memories
Through the mirror of my mind
Through these tears that Im crying
Reflects a hurt I cant control
cause although youre gone
I keep holding on
To the happy times
Oh, when you were mine
As I peer through the window
Of lost time
Looking over my yesterdays
And all the love I gave all in vain
(all the love) all the love
That Ive waisted
(all the tears) all the tears
That Ive taisted
All in vain
Through the hollow of my tears
I see a dream thats lost
From the hurt
That you have caused
Everywhere I turn
Seems like everything I see
Reflects the love that used to be
In you I put
All my faith and trust
Right before my eyes
My world has turned to dust
After all the nights
I sat alone and wept
Just a handful of promises
Are all thats left of loving you
Reflections of
The way life used to be
Reflections of
The love you took from me
In you I put
All my faith and trust
Right before my eyes
My world has turned to dust…
It’s all about reflections and holographs…
Life that is…
Lots of luck finding that job you dream of, Em. I say that because the deck is stacked against us. I used to jump through this society’s hoops, but no more. It was always,”Oh, you have an associate degree? Too bad; you need work experience”, and then it was,”Oh, you have a bacheleor degree? Too bad; you need a master’s degree, and it had better be from an expensive school, because we compare that as part of our hiring practice”, and then if you are lucky enough to get picked for said job, you’ll be spending the rest of your life scraping by while trying to make unending student loan payments. Yay. Hmmm, maybe I should change my name to “Eeyore”, lol.
which then becomes holograms…
; )
It’s all in who ya know gwolf…
all i want to do is take care of
people with disabilities…
there seem to be many of those
positions available in my area…
…and luckly I have some friends in the field.
here’s to hope…
we’ll see… If I can’t get a job
I guess I’ll have to volunteer.
I hope I can handle it.
good luck… eeyore
with whatever it is
you’re going for…