VA: I Hate Birds (And God Too, If He Exists)
Apr 3rd, 2007
When the weather is as beautiful as it is right now, I spend a lot of time outside walking. Yesterday, I got a little carried away on my afternoon stroll […]
Original post: I Hate Birds (And God Too, If He Exists)


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“no amount of bird shit in the world can convince me to ignore my deeply ingrained manners.”
Deeply ingrained manners my ass. Heh, actually, I understand. I bitch and swear like a sailor but I have perfect manners when I feel like it.
Take an umbrella V. I bet you get carried away to the land of Oz.