Loading ...The first time I ever masturbated was in the middle of 7th grade English class.
Our school happened to have a sustained silent reading program and once a week our teacher […]
Original post: Female Masturbation
The first time I ever masturbated was in the middle of 7th grade English class.
Our school happened to have a sustained silent reading program and once a week our teacher […]
Original post: Female Masturbation
“Anyway, the reason I bring this up now is because a friend and I were recently discussing all the odd fetish porn out there nowadays.”
Let me fix that for you, V…
“Anyway, the reason I bring this because this topic will bring lots of hits to my blog and I’ll make extra money with the advertising clicks.”
There ya go. :)
omg! rofl! hilarious!
More masturbation stories!
I swear ill click where you want me to *wink* *wink*
She’s just trying to make all those women whom have never had an orgasm jealous.
You other posters are funny; using this site to talk to Mrs. Acres. She always says she doesn’t care what we say. Trust her!
I’m sure she doesn’t care, but would read comments anyways as entertainment.
The first part of the comment reminds me of Short Bus, funny movie…
This sounds familiar…
Hilariously, the very first thing I bought when I moved out was a vibrator.
Oh man I lost DAYS to that thing. Entire days.
Making us read to get off? Well, at least she’s catering to females instead of males, that’s a nice change for porn.
It doesn’t matter…..this blog (yes V face it your a blogger) has sucked ass for a long time now anyhow. Guess that book deal never came through.
http://www.violentacres.com/archives/175/will-i-write-a-book-and-other-questions-asked-via-email
Wow! I was reading back what I had missed. Came across with this and the one about Curlys and Straights.
I have to admit, she is good.
Curlys and straights made the point once again that she is small, but has big tits. Even more guys (and perhaps girls, too) want to see her picture! Even more the reason for her not to publish it!
And in this one, bringing even more things out that scream “she knows some stuff that only girls know”, debunking many arguments that she would a guy!
Plus this has the added erotic value when all the guys see adult V with large mammary glands in little girl’s school uniform in school with a lollipop in her one hand, book in the other, slowly masturbating like in a porn movie. (Or is it just me?) But this means more clicks and more frequent visitors.
Nice nonchalant way to hit three flys with two blog posts.
Darn, she’s good.
Are there realy young ladies that have never had an orgasm? Wow, if that is true, just ‘Wow!’. Even if you have only had an orgasm from mastubation, thats still pretty bad. I mean, half of the fun of the whole deal is having another sentient being there with you trying to figure out new ways to be nice to you. Hell, maybe 3/4 the fun. You wouldnt believe the restrictions that I place upon anything being called ’sex’ in my current relationship, but even given the extremely narrow definition of what counts (one of the several criteria is female orgasm), my SO and I have sex between 3 and 6 times a day, 3 days a week . So if youre not geting your share, my suggestion to you is to find someone who likes you more or who works harder, or is more clever to give you a ‘hand’.
But as far as the masturbation story goes, its pure vanilla. I would argue against the intent being prurient, rather the experience of the first time you achieved orgasm is a story that almost all (or all) of us have in common. Not the particulars, mind you, but the fact of the orgasm. Your first kiss, your first sexual experience, your first orgasm, hell, your first car from that matter. These are all things we likely have in common and VA having access to better writing skils than most of us do, served to place this moment in all of our lives through her focus and filter. The end result is interesting and thought provoking. I didnt think about the author in a CSG outfit, rather I thought about the still shots of the movie ‘Lady Chatterly’s Lover’ that were in Penthouse on one particular month when I was about 10. Each of us have a time and place and circumstance where this event occured, and thus, we all have our own story to tell about it. By telling her own story, the author makes our own memories and our own lives relevant again. Thats why good writing is so cool and why I dont like poorly written things.
To this day, light purple thigh high stockings are still a turn on to me (which only places me in the 95% of all males catagory). But my first orgasm wasnt something I had thought about in a long time, even though the memory was clear. So yeah, aside from the opportunity to say ‘orgasm’ in a post, and to read about some chick getting off (always a nice way to say ‘Good Morning’ btw), I liked the piece because it reminded me of me. Not all writing does that, or has to do that, but when it does, its usually a nice suprise.
The exception to that is some of the pieces on child abuse. That was me too, but its not nice to be reminded. It is nice, however, to know my pain though being shared, was overcome and is understood.