VA: Curlys and Straights
Apr 23rd, 2008
A long time ago, I knew a spunky little 5 year old by the name of Anna. One morning, I was helping her get all gussied up for her class […]
Original post: Curlys and Straights
Apr 23rd, 2008
A long time ago, I knew a spunky little 5 year old by the name of Anna. One morning, I was helping her get all gussied up for her class […]
Original post: Curlys and Straights
To whoever runs this site: you can’t just upload a new WordPress install and not upgrade the db.
You’re all welcome.
@ Hoodmonkey - good job.
Now on to VA’s breasts! As a man, I can say that most men gravitate their attention to a woman’s chest. There’s something awe inspiring about a woman’s breasts… so to hear VA say they’re freakish, is a surprise. Especially since she thinks and talks like a man so much in her writings.
Perhaps she’s leading up to the eventual bikini picture she’s going to ahve to take for the public when the charity money is raised, down-playing any potential comments that will come from the judgement of her physique. Maybe not though, since she chose such a large sum to be raised - it’s unlikely that goal will honestly be attained.
Let us be the judge of your breasts VA. =D
I’d have to wholeheartedly agree with both Anna and VA. I was a curly, incredibly curly, and in October of 2006 got my hair chemically straightened. I’ve been using a flatiron ever since to maintain the straightness, and I still to this day 110% prefer my straight hair to the curly. However, when I try to curl my hair for special occasions now, I find it doesn’t hold a curl very well. Oh, the irony. This is why I envy people like Debra Messing, who can do either curly or straight and still have ridonkulously gorgeous hair.
As for the boob argument, I was just having this discussion with my BF and I argued that girls with small, perky boobs have it easier sometimes because they can wear almost any shirt they want, while I’m stuck trying to maneuver my C-cups into whatever shirt I can get to look most flattering. And while a lot of shirts out now have empire waists which can be flattering to large breasted women, a lot of tunics which are ever so popular at the moment have that band that sits right atop the breast and the rest of the shirt fans outward as it falls on the body and just makes it look like a big tablecloth on my torso.
My boyfriend remains unconvinced as to the virtues of small breasts.
V has big tits. That’s so fuckin’ hawt.
“it’s unlikely that goal will honestly be attained.”
I think it’s safe to say she won’t even hit $4,500 in the next three weeks–donations have stopped. It’s a shame you guys won’t get to see V’s massive mammories, but all the better for the kids. $4k is a lot and hopefully they’ll get some good use out of it.
In the past, V said her boobs shrink and grow when she loses/gains weight. This has never happened to me once in my lifetime, through plenty of weight loss and weight gain and weight loss. Never. Even after all the kittens. They’re always the same size. So, maybe in that respect, she does have freakish boobs.
I’m willing to bet V has normal sized boobs. Like the lady above. C CUP IS NOT LARGE BOOBS. If Victoria’s Secret carries your size, you’re fucking normal.
And anyone with ‘FREAKISHLY LARGE’ boobs can’t buy a god damned thing at any lingerie store. Even the “specialty” ones. I guarantee it. So I call bullshit on the ‘wah, my boobies are so huge’ complaint.
This is a lie, I have tiny tits and I fucking love them. Agreed with V on the “you can only look whorish or fat with big boobs” comment.
I might upgrade a whole cup size (assuming there were magical potions that did this sans surgery), but that’s the most I’d ever want and it would only put me in a 34B.
Everyone thinks their boobs are a pain.
She’s right that big tits suck, especially on an otherwise small frame.
…and mamakitty’s right — C cups are not huge. I’m a 30[if they have it]-32F. It is very rare I’ll listen to anyone complaining about a totally normal size!
Cs and Ds can make you look whorish and larger than your size and they can also look non-whorish, while not making you look fat. I love the way I look in a well-cut suit or a work shirt. Normal, short-sleeved Tees (again, the emphasis is on “well-made”) can also look fantastic. Yeah, halter tops are probably off in most cases, but I’ve found some nice ones in Europe. YMMV, because I am 5.7 and athleticish rather than small-framed.
Too bad major US stores are going for one-cut-fit-all, cheap fabric crap. ‘Cause with the best fabric, cut, and color choice, most women with any cup-size can look fantastic.
I wish I could roll my eyes over the internet.
Okay, well.. so boobs are a pain? Try having a penis between your legs, always in the way, and needing to be adjusted. Especially having a large penis, I mean… there’s no where to place the thing. Staight up maybe? But then if I get an erection, my pants get too tight. Maybe having boobs is better?
I LOL’D IRL
Them baggy sweat pants
And the Reeboks with the straps
V turned around and gave that big booty a smack
V hit the flo
Next thing you know…
Of course only the women with the BIGGEST boobs (F cup, WOW! *sarcasm, sarcasm*) can complain about having big boobs.
@ Sue
While it sucks to have trouble finding cute shirts that don’t look slutty [a problem that, trust me, I share], I don’t feel it’s really comparable to the chronic back pain and alignment issues suffered by those on the more extreme end of big. Maybe I should have explained that instead of getting bitchy.
I just think Sue’s upset because she’s the only one who thinks she has big boobs. I bet she’s been telling herself she has big boobs all her life and now that she’s talking about it on the internet, no one’s agreeing with her.
GAWD, BIG OL’ BULBOUS C CUPS! GET A MASCECTOMY ALREADY!
Chronic back pain and alignment issues? Reduction anyone?
Im with V.
Im a tight C and if I had a choice, Id go down 2 sizes. Is it wierd that when I do complain about it, its normally along the lines of ‘I would give anything to have NORMAL sized boobs’?
@mamakitty - its “mastectomy”. And I never thought they were particularly big, just average. In fact, I’ve had the debate before with a (guy) friend. I thought average, he said big or at the very least above-average. Either way, one cup size less would be good, I imagine. Or maybe just a smaller C.
@d - its a bummer about back pain, etc. a girl shouldn’t have to undergo surgery (”reduction, anyone”) just to be comfortable and without pain. mother nature truly is a cruel bitch.
Rolling my eyes!
Forget her boobs, Myroids’s comment disturbes me - we may not get to see a photo of V at all! I knew this photo thing was bullshit…thanks for nothing V.
We have medicine to help us when we are ill or there is a part of the body that does not function and/or causes other parts of the body to malfunction. It is unfortunate that someone’s body would develop in a way that is harmful to their overall well-being. How fortunate she is that there is something which can be done to help her condition. Many people aren’t so lucky.
Maybe it makes me a bitch but, it really frustrates me when people behave as if they are oppressed by a problem they have the power to solve.
I’m starting to think that V is intentionally posting updates sparsely so that we (and others that might be made aware for the first time) won’t be reminded of her picture contest.
I couldn’t care less what she looks like, but it would be awesome to raise 9,999 dollars for that charity — since that’s what she supposedly DOES want. I wish she was putting the effort in.
Thanks Sue for mastectomy; I’ve never had a need to spell that word before.
I’d agree that C cups aren’t large in the U.S., because they’ve become relatively normal, since most of the U.S. is fat.
ahhh, a C, I wish, try finding a 38 G in ANY store, I’ve looked damn near everywhere, (no, not boutiques, I’m cheap) thats freakish, I’d kill just to be down to an f.