Comments on: VA: Bloggers are so Cliche

By: jenny984

jenny984 — Mon, 30 Jul 2007 13:11:07 +0000

Biotch no one is pretending to be me I’ve been posting on this thing since it started!

By: MyNuShay

MyNuShay — Sun, 29 Jul 2007 19:02:15 +0000

Listen Mono-celery, here’s how it works: We don’t know you, but we talk about you because you are like an illiterate clown who has wandered in off the street and demanded that everyone pay attention to you. Thing is, you’re not a very good clown, so at first people giggle to themselves and shift uncomfortably in their seats, and stare at you because its embarrassing to watch but hard to look away. You’ve mistakenly taken their continued attention as a signal to carry on, blindly assuming it’s genuine interest instead of morbid fascination. Wrong. See, you look stupid a whole lot of the time. You can’t help it. People would feel sorry for you if you weren’t so narcissistic along with it. You are both vain and mean, which is not a fabulously likeable combination so sympathy is sort of hard to muster when it comes to you. In the big picture you don’t count for all that much, but we make fun of a lot of people who behave like idiots on the internet, and you just happen to be one of them. You’re a joke. Get it?

By: IR

IR — Sun, 29 Jul 2007 16:09:49 +0000

Like I said before when you were pretending to be someone named ‘Jenny984,’ how do you know I DON’T know you, Monica? (Opps, I mean Celery. Or Soda. Or whoever you’ll be in an hour or so) Also, if you’re going to pretend to be multiple people, please be careful that you don’t repeat yourself under the wrong screen name. You’ll just humiliating yourself…again.

By: Celery

Celery — Sun, 29 Jul 2007 15:14:19 +0000

You women are so weird. The amount of time and attention you’re devoting to this and your complete lack of self awareness at how messed up you are over a girl you don’t know and who doesn’t know you exist is staggering. Was junior high and high school really so bad for you you’ve got to take it out on strangers?

By: IR

IR — Sun, 29 Jul 2007 12:04:33 +0000

I think the comment about ‘You’re scaring us!’ from Celery was particularly telling. It’s exactly the kind of blogging cliche that VA hints at in her post!

By: MyNuShay

MyNuShay — Sun, 29 Jul 2007 11:36:24 +0000

Ha! Compounding the sin of failed self-justification, by pissing in the wind with self-serving pseudonyms. Monica, we love you for the entertainment you provide!

Soda is definitely Monica – it’s the name of a song by her husband’s band, fer Chrissakes – and truth be told I’d bet my front teeth she’s Celery as well. In fact, it may well be that the only people who come to boards like this and defend TGW are all her! Which is perhaps why she likes to think the only people who would enjoy telling her how awful she is must be Caroline’s friends. ‘Fraid not, Mons Pubis, it seems you incite this response in total strangers. Now why would that be, I wonder?

The thing I love about TGW’s response to VA’s post, is that despite being long and rambling, it doesn’t manage to make much of a point other than, “So what if my writing is a pile of crap, stop being mean to me!”

You’d think that if TGW had an ounce of talent or self respect she might, you know, try and REFUTE the suggestion that her writing is an abomination and an insult to English speakers everywhere. But no: the best she can come up with is to wistfully defend the right of idiots like her to ‘blog for themselves’, no matter how appalling their spewed garbage is.

So you ‘blog for yourself’ do you, Monica? Then why did you hope/believe that doing so would earn you a book deal? Stop bullshitting, baby, the people ain’t buying it. And the fact that she seemed to think her wailing nonsense served as a genuine retaliation, ha!

Keep it coming, though, Monica. We’re all really enjoying watching you drown in a sea of your own mediocrity. And VA – great post.

By: Celery

Celery — Sat, 28 Jul 2007 16:13:54 +0000

IA, you are scary. You’re obviously a woman, because no guy would care about girl blog battles. As a woman the fact that you’re so determined to call Caroline a hot piece of ass (which is quite the stretch) makes me think that you’re either creepily obsessed with Monica or friends with Caroline. Either way, let it go. You’re scaring us.

By: KRS1

KRS1 — Fri, 27 Jul 2007 19:10:26 +0000

You think Caroline is a hot piece of ass?! Ugh you are wierd but different strokes for different folks I guess. Monica’s not THAT much better, but better all the same. Caroline tries so hard to sing like Tori Amos and fails miserably in my opinion. She’s still trying to get famous off of a song she had in a Mandy Moore movie like 7 years ago. I think it’s about time for her to realize it just ain’t gonna happen for her….Anyways I don’t know why you’re even debating the looks of these two women, the man they fought over isn’t anything special either. I gotta admit though, there’s nothing like reading about hilarious drama between strangers to pass the time at work, I’m not too proud to say when it happened I spent about three hours straight on my bosses time reading about it on those two blogs, entertainment at it’s finest!

By: IR

IR — Fri, 27 Jul 2007 18:32:58 +0000

Oh, please. Monica was a HUGE step down from Caroline for Serge. Why do you think Serge was so reluctant to tell his friends and family he was married? Oh please, you didn’t believe that garbage he fed his incredibly dumb and podunk wife that it would be more ’special’ if they kept it a secret, did you? OBVIOUSLY HE WAS ASHAMED OF HER. Which is probably why Monica had to invent fake screen names for herself to spill the beans about her super secret marriage on the Marah message board. She was in love and wanted to shout it from the rooftops! Unfortunately, her husband was worried what everyone would think of his tranny looking man-faced wife. ESPECIALLY after he had a hot piece of ass like Caroline.

Speaking of fake screen names in defense of herself, Monica, which one are you? I’m still betting my money on Soda. Using the word ‘likening’ when you really should have used the word ‘comparing’ is a typical Monica thing to do….she often tries to ‘dress up’ her writing with words not used frequently and only ends up sounding awkward. Also, that sentence was a fragment. Monica LOVES her fragments. I think she thinks they make her seem artistic and clever…..too bad she ends up looking painfully uneducated. Also, Monica often refers to V’s ’shock tactics.’ In fact, she uses that exact phrase. Hmmm….I think the cat is out of the bag, Monica.

Hey Jenny, how do you know I HAVEN’T met Monica in real life? See, that’s the most wonderful thing about her! People she describes as her ‘close friends’ are all secretly laughing at her behind her back!

By: jenny984

jenny984 — Fri, 27 Jul 2007 18:01:25 +0000

@IR

There is no way Caroline is prettier than Monica…sorry. Also, Caroline’s music sucks hard so basically, that’s my basis for liking Monica more and my IQ is (just barely) over 70. I don’t get why some people get so passionately angry about blogger wars. I can just see you sitting at your keyboard at 4am seething with cyber-anger thinking of the most biting insults to throw back at someone you don’t even know (disillusioned? i think you may have to actually MEET SOMEONE IN REAL LIFE to know that much about their personality)

P.S. saying The Girl Who is “barely literate” is “barely amusing” IR, get some new material douchebag.