May 10th, 2008 | 10 Comments »

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The very first thing I’ve learned about this small business affair is if you mention you’re starting one, every single person you know will morph into Debbie Downer right before […]
Original post: Starting a Small Business: Lesson 1
May 4th, 2008 | 11 Comments »

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The first time I ever masturbated was in the middle of 7th grade English class.
Our school happened to have a sustained silent reading program and once a week our teacher […]
Original post: Female Masturbation
Apr 30th, 2008 | 38 Comments »

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To those of you who are wondering about possible connections between my lack of updates and my charity challenge, let me assure that there is no conspiracy whatsoever. I’ve just […]
Original post: Small Business Drama and The Something Store
Apr 23rd, 2008 | 25 Comments »

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A long time ago, I knew a spunky little 5 year old by the name of Anna. One morning, I was helping her get all gussied up for her class […]
Original post: Curlys and Straights
Apr 16th, 2008 | 3 Comments »

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It’s been roughly a week since I started my Birthday Charity Challenge and here are the results so far. As you can see, we have raised about $3,577. It’s also […]
Original post: Charity Challenge Results: Week 1
Apr 13th, 2008 | 28 Comments »

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My last article came about after an argument with a friend. His assertion was those who read my website worshiped me and would listen to anything I said. I told […]
Original post: The Biggest Snob of All
Apr 10th, 2008 | 62 Comments »

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The problem with Atheists is most of them are snobs.
Atheists think they’re being clever with their spaghetti monster analogies and fairy tale rhetoric, but at the end of the day, […]
Original post: Atheists are Snobs
Apr 4th, 2008 | 20 Comments »

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First of all, I know there are crazy typos in that last post. I just can’t edit it without fucking up the video for some reason. Don’t ask me. I’m […]
Original post: Tax Breaks and Other Questions
Apr 3rd, 2008 | 30 Comments »

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I actually had an entire week worth of updates for you guys, but then I decided not to bother posting them since it’s abundantly clear that if they’re not about […]
Original post: The Violent Acres Birthday Charity Challenge Begins
Mar 28th, 2008 | 2 Comments »

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I’ve fallen in love with a new site.
The gist of the site is the author responds to actual letters people have written to Entertainment Weekly and People magazine. I actually […]
Original post: Entertainment People