Sep 25th, 2008 No Comments »
The Gods of Funny have once again smiled on me.
Does anyone remember Ryan Holiday? He was that whining, crying, puling puddle of loser I made fun of last year? Tucker […]
Original post: Ryan Holiday Edits Tucker Max’s Wiki Page in Order to Flatter Him, Gets Busted
Sep 15th, 2008 No Comments »
The two of us stood idly by the lake, shivering slightly as the breeze swept over the water. Periodically, she’d pick up a tennis ball and chuck it off into […]
Original post: There’s No Such Thing as Individuality
Sep 9th, 2008 8 Comments »
What. A. Fucking. Headache.
Seriously, people. My eyes are bleeding here! Some of you just shortened my goddamn lifespan by 10 years with your insipid blubbering. Thanks a lot.
I was going […]
Original post: Will the Real V Please Stand Up?
Sep 8th, 2008 5 Comments »
Upon walking into my friend Lizzie’s apartment yesterday, I was disappointed to find that she had also invited a girl we’ll call ‘Marie’ over. Now I’ve never particularly liked Marie, […]
Original post: Personal Branding is a Load of Garbage
By: IamRob
Illustrations: Ken
Everyone is born, but not everyone is born the same. Some will grow to be butchers or bakers, or candlestick makers. A rapist or a dancer…or die early […]
Original post: Ferguson’s Down Syndrome Adventures: His Missing Blue Crayon
Last night, at around midnight, I decided to go to the bank. This is not unusual for me considering I have multiple banks accounts for multiple purposes. If I had […]
Original post: Crazy Woman Stabs Tire; Results Not as Planned