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Archive for September, 2008

The Gods of Funny have once again smiled on me.
Does anyone remember Ryan Holiday? He was that whining, crying, puling puddle of loser I made fun of last year? Tucker […]
Original post: Ryan Holiday Edits Tucker Max’s Wiki Page in Order to Flatter Him, Gets Busted

The two of us stood idly by the lake, shivering slightly as the breeze swept over the water. Periodically, she’d pick up a tennis ball and chuck it off into […]
Original post: There’s No Such Thing as Individuality

What. A. Fucking. Headache.
Seriously, people. My eyes are bleeding here! Some of you just shortened my goddamn lifespan by 10 years with your insipid blubbering. Thanks a lot.
I was going […]
Original post: Will the Real V Please Stand Up?

Upon walking into my friend Lizzie’s apartment yesterday, I was disappointed to find that she had also invited a girl we’ll call ‘Marie’ over. Now I’ve never particularly liked Marie, […]
Original post: Personal Branding is a Load of Garbage

By: IamRob
Illustrations: Ken
Everyone is born, but not everyone is born the same. Some will grow to be butchers or bakers, or candlestick makers. A rapist or a dancer…or die early […]
Original post: Ferguson’s Down Syndrome Adventures: His Missing Blue Crayon

Last night, at around midnight, I decided to go to the bank. This is not unusual for me considering I have multiple banks accounts for multiple purposes. If I had […]
Original post: Crazy Woman Stabs Tire; Results Not as Planned