May 28th, 2008 43 Comments »
The invitation read:
Hey everyone! Jacob is turning 4! So let’s break out the crabby patties and have a party!
Where: [deleted]
When: [deleted]
Please RSVP: [deleted]
Gift ideas include: Construction toys, dinosaurs, and toy […]
Original post: A Modern Day Convenience? Or Raping Your Friends for Fun and Profit? Examining the Intricacies of Gift Registries and Amazon Wish Lists
May 26th, 2008 3 Comments »
Gay Hairdresser: It’s so cool that you’re willing to try new things with your hair. Most people hate change.
V: I’m just so bored with myself. And I figured I could […]
Original post: Developing a Personality
May 21st, 2008 57 Comments »
By: BC Woods
We live in an era where the decision to have a child is considered by many to be of less importance than the decision to get married. Given […]
Original post: How to Save the World from Idiocracy
May 15th, 2008 29 Comments »
Here’s a question I’ve been asking a lot of people lately: What makes a human a human? Define humanity. What sets the human race apart from any other species of […]
Original post: How to be a Human
May 14th, 2008 13 Comments »
Just so everyone is aware…
My Birthday Charity Challenge ends tomorrow, so donate while you can. As it stands, it would take a fucking miracle to make our $10,000 goal, but […]
Original post: Charity Challenge Ends Tomorrow
May 10th, 2008 10 Comments »
The very first thing I’ve learned about this small business affair is if you mention you’re starting one, every single person you know will morph into Debbie Downer right before […]
Original post: Starting a Small Business: Lesson 1
May 4th, 2008 11 Comments »
The first time I ever masturbated was in the middle of 7th grade English class.
Our school happened to have a sustained silent reading program and once a week our teacher […]
Original post: Female Masturbation