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She was short and very, very pink. Her skin, closely resembling a full bottle of pepto-bismol, was constantly dueling with her bright orange hair over which color was more obnoxious. […]
Original post: Battle at the Bus Stop

A typical email exchange:
hi…i am interesting in adopting ricardo. he is so cute. is he good with other dogs? how much would it be to adopt him?
Hello:
If you […]
Original post: Volunteering for an Animal Rescue Organization