Jan 11th, 2008 5 Comments »
Yesterday, my brother told me he was hoping to vote for Hilary Clinton. When I asked him why, he responded, “I just want to vote for a woman president.”
Ugh. It […]
Original post: A Vote for Hilary is a Vote Against Feminism
Jan 10th, 2008 14 Comments »
I went hiking today and on my way home, I decided to stop by a gas station and grab myself a bottle of diet pepsi. In the middle of the […]
Original post: Marriage is a Series of Peaks and Valleys
Jan 9th, 2008 12 Comments »
Ever see a fat working dog? I see them all the time. Beautiful capable German Shepherds, tenacious floppy eared beagles, insanely intelligent border collies all with fat bellies swinging to […]
Original post: The Fat Acceptance Movement is a Bunch of Hogwash
Jan 8th, 2008 21 Comments »
Today I stopped by my local Starbucks for a cup of coffee. Before I left the cream and sugar counter to sit by a window, sip my drink and zone […]
Original post: Starbucks is Racist
Jan 7th, 2008 6 Comments »
Brother’s Girlfriend: I often wonder what I’d do if there was an apocalypse. Then I realize I’d never end up being one of the survivors, so it doesn’t matter.
Brother: […]
Original post: Little Gun Babies
Jan 4th, 2008 38 Comments »
I often write about the mistakes I’ve made. In fact, I would say the majority of this website consists of all the stupid, ridiculous shit that I’ve done over […]
Original post: I Am So Sorry Sandler
Jan 3rd, 2008 2 Comments »
Do school photographers even try to take good pictures?
I highly doubt it. Never in my life have I seen anyone look even reasonably attractive in a school photograph. Instead, it […]
Original post: School Pictures and Prezzles
Jan 2nd, 2008 15 Comments »
People often say that this or that person has not yet found himself. But the self is not something one finds, it is something one creates. ~Thomas Szasz, […]
Original post: Learning to Love Yourself is a Pointless Waste of Time
Jan 1st, 2008 7 Comments »
In the course of a conversation, I am a particularly tolerant individual. I can listen to bad analogies, propaganda, religious hysteria, pointless stories, straw man arguments, faulty thinking and outright […]
Original post: Pet Peeve #8: Excuses, Excuses, Excuses