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Archive for January, 2008

Once I write something, I usually like to leave it be. I absolutely, positively hate going back and explaining shit even when it’s clear the majority of people have missed […]
Original post: The New Definition of a Bastard Child

*By the Author of Wide Lawns and Narrow Minds*
She’s V and I’m W.  Some of you may know me from my own site Wide Lawns and Narrow Minds, but since […]
Original post: It’s Good to Be Judgmental

I laughed my ass off when I read this.
For those of you who have not yet clicked the link, the name of the website is Arm Candy Girl. From the […]
Original post: Would this Fashion Retard Carry a Louis Vuitton Purse?

During breakfast yesterday, my Husband asked me a question.
“Hey, do you remember that project I was involved in last year?”
“Vaguely.”
“Remember Brian? He was working on it with me. You met […]
Original post: Just Say ‘NO’ to Bastard Children

Little Girl:  Mommy, why did Daddy go to jail today?
Mother:  Shh! Because he didn’t pay his child support.
[Mother receives sympathetic stares from bystanders. Decides to talk louder.]
Little Girl:  So if […]
Original post: Overheard in the Post Office

I haven’t written in a couple of days because I’ve had a few things weighing pretty heavily on my mind. The death of Heath Ledger, for one thing, has been […]
Original post: Another Dancing Monkey Bites the Dust…

VA: Willpower

Husband:  If you two can make it all the way home without using any swear words, I’ll give you each $5.
Stepdaughter: Deal!
Stepson: I don’t want to play that fucking game.
[…]
Original post: Willpower

Yes. I know. So you can all quit freaking out about it because I’ve already read it.
And yes, I am well aware that in Kate Harding’s rebuttal to my article* […]
Original post: Do Me a Favor and Leave Kate Harding Alone

Yes. I know. So you can all quit freaking out about it because I’ve already read it.
And yes, I am well aware that in Kate Harding’s rebuttal to my article […]
Original post: Do Me a Favor Leave Kate Harding Alone

Yesterday, my brother told me he was hoping to vote for Hillary Clinton. When I asked him why, he responded, “I just want to vote for a woman president.”
Ugh. It […]
Original post: A Vote for Hillary is a Vote Against Feminism

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