Dec 23rd, 2007 6 Comments »
Just a reminder everyone, the Christmas Contest ends tomorrow night. So if you’d like a chance to win $100 Amazon gift certificate on Christmas Eve, sign up to receive email […]
Original post: Christmas Contest Ending Soon
Dec 19th, 2007 18 Comments »
Kids these days have no imagination.
One thing I’ve been blessed/cursed with in life is an unusually good memory, so I very keenly remember being a little kid hanging out with […]
Original post: Top 5 Cartoons We Need to Put Back on the Air
Dec 17th, 2007 7 Comments »
Dick from Men Are Better than Women is going to be on Dr. Phil today if anyone is interested in watching. Normally, I would staple my clitoris to a board […]
Original post: Dick and Dr. Phil
Dec 15th, 2007 6 Comments »
A friend of mine is giving his wife a kitten for Christmas. She has begging him for a kitten for quite some time, but he has been casually ignoring her. […]
Original post: The Christmas Spirit
Dec 13th, 2007 16 Comments »
I have very few hard and fast rules about life, but one of them is ‘Never argue about religion.’ This doesn’t mean I won’t talk about religion, mind you, but […]
Original post: The Next Mormon Prophet Will Be a Woman
It’s actually kind of rare for me to find something genuinely funny on the Internet. However, after writing my article in defense of gift cards yesterday, a reader of mine […]
Original post: I’m Not the Only One Who Can’t Stand Liz Pulliam Weston
Today, I started and finished my Christmas shopping. It took me all of 10 minutes. I simply drove to the nearest bank and purchased a brand new, shiny stack of […]
Original post: Fuck the Cheerleader; Buy a Gift Card, Save the World
Dec 8th, 2007 23 Comments »
I got into a fight over a parking space today.
It was the stupidest thing in the world and had I not been hung over from the formal Christmas dinner party […]
Original post: Adventures in Walmart Part 3
This site does not have a disclaimer because I think disclaimers are generally over defensive and stupid. But if I were to write a disclaimer, I would tell you all […]
Original post: December Catchphrase and a Word About Editing
Dec 2nd, 2007 10 Comments »
His name was Tyrone.
He was graceful, lithe and his skin was so black it was almost blue. Although he was two years younger than me, he stood a full foot […]
Original post: Wisdom and Strength of Character