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Archive for December, 2007

Just a reminder everyone, the Christmas Contest ends tomorrow night.  So if you’d like a chance to win $100 Amazon gift certificate on Christmas Eve, sign up to receive email […]
Original post: Christmas Contest Ending Soon

Kids these days have no imagination.
One thing I’ve been blessed/cursed with in life is an unusually good memory, so I very keenly remember being a little kid hanging out with […]
Original post: Top 5 Cartoons We Need to Put Back on the Air

Dick from Men Are Better than Women is going to be on Dr. Phil today if anyone is interested in watching. Normally, I would staple my clitoris to a board […]
Original post: Dick and Dr. Phil

A friend of mine is giving his wife a kitten for Christmas. She has begging him for a kitten for quite some time, but he has been casually ignoring her. […]
Original post: The Christmas Spirit

I have very few hard and fast rules about life, but one of them is ‘Never argue about religion.’ This doesn’t mean I won’t talk about religion, mind you, but […]
Original post: The Next Mormon Prophet Will Be a Woman

It’s actually kind of rare for me to find something genuinely funny on the Internet. However, after writing my article in defense of gift cards yesterday, a reader of mine […]
Original post: I’m Not the Only One Who Can’t Stand Liz Pulliam Weston

Today, I started and finished my Christmas shopping. It took me all of 10 minutes. I simply drove to the nearest bank and purchased a brand new, shiny stack of […]
Original post: Fuck the Cheerleader; Buy a Gift Card, Save the World

I got into a fight over a parking space today.
It was the stupidest thing in the world and had I not been hung over from the formal Christmas dinner party […]
Original post: Adventures in Walmart Part 3

This site does not have a disclaimer because I think disclaimers are generally over defensive and stupid. But if I were to write a disclaimer, I would tell you all […]
Original post: December Catchphrase and a Word About Editing

His name was Tyrone.
He was graceful, lithe and his skin was so black it was almost blue. Although he was two years younger than me, he stood a full foot […]
Original post: Wisdom and Strength of Character