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Friend:  I’m sorry. I know it’s horrible when your pet is sick and you don’t know what to do to make her feel better.
V:  What is really driving me crazy […]
Original post: Animals Aren’t Replaceable Accessories

The chick over at Wide Lawns is having a Birthday Charity Challenge. Even though I normally couldn’t give two shits about teachers, (The number of people I know who graduated […]
Original post: A Birthday Charity Challenge is a Damn Good Idea

This morning, I woke up fairly early because I had planned to take my dog hiking. My dog, sensing that I had something planned, followed me around the house, tail […]
Original post: America is Doomed to Fall Because its Citizens Lack Basic Survival Skills

This morning, I woke up fairly early because I had planned to take my dog hiking. My dog, sensing that I had something planned, followed me around the house, tail […]
Original post: America is Doomed to Fall Because it’s Citizens Lack Basic Survival Skills

As a child, I had a boob obsession that rivaled that of any teenage boy. I never played with my Barbie because I actually enjoyed combing her hair or […]
Original post: Christmas Breasts

Seriously, people, you need to calm down. I’m OK. I’m not in any danger. As of today, not a single person has come to my house, called me on the […]
Original post: Calm Down, No One is Stalking Me

Oh, is this who I’m supposed to be this week? Sweet. I was getting kind of tired being ‘Pete the overweight guy’ from Georgia. Although, Pete was a big step […]
Original post: Dance, Monkey, Dance

OK, look. I realize Ryan Holiday’s moronic little post about slow drivers was his poorly executed way of making some grand statement about mediocrity and how wrong it is for […]
Original post: Ryan Holiday is Definitely Not Mediocre. He’s Worse.

Today, I read something so fucking funny that I almost swallowed a piece of bubblegum, I was laughing so hard.
I’m going to copy the entire post here in full, rather […]
Original post: Grow The Fuck Up, Ryan Holiday

For me, grocery stores are a bad luck. Too many times to count, I’ve unexpectedly been forced into confronting my past among jars of tomato sauce or packages of raw […]
Original post: The Point of it All