Oct 29th, 2007 16 Comments »
Friend: I’m sorry. I know it’s horrible when your pet is sick and you don’t know what to do to make her feel better.
V: What is really driving me crazy […]
Original post: Animals Aren’t Replaceable Accessories
Oct 26th, 2007 11 Comments »
The chick over at Wide Lawns is having a Birthday Charity Challenge. Even though I normally couldn’t give two shits about teachers, (The number of people I know who graduated […]
Original post: A Birthday Charity Challenge is a Damn Good Idea
Oct 24th, 2007 14 Comments »
This morning, I woke up fairly early because I had planned to take my dog hiking. My dog, sensing that I had something planned, followed me around the house, tail […]
Original post: America is Doomed to Fall Because its Citizens Lack Basic Survival Skills
Oct 24th, 2007 19 Comments »
This morning, I woke up fairly early because I had planned to take my dog hiking. My dog, sensing that I had something planned, followed me around the house, tail […]
Original post: America is Doomed to Fall Because it’s Citizens Lack Basic Survival Skills
Oct 21st, 2007 9 Comments »
As a child, I had a boob obsession that rivaled that of any teenage boy. I never played with my Barbie because I actually enjoyed combing her hair or […]
Original post: Christmas Breasts
Oct 19th, 2007 61 Comments »
Seriously, people, you need to calm down. I’m OK. I’m not in any danger. As of today, not a single person has come to my house, called me on the […]
Original post: Calm Down, No One is Stalking Me
Oct 17th, 2007 80 Comments »
Oh, is this who I’m supposed to be this week? Sweet. I was getting kind of tired being ‘Pete the overweight guy’ from Georgia. Although, Pete was a big step […]
Original post: Dance, Monkey, Dance
Oct 16th, 2007 34 Comments »
OK, look. I realize Ryan Holiday’s moronic little post about slow drivers was his poorly executed way of making some grand statement about mediocrity and how wrong it is for […]
Original post: Ryan Holiday is Definitely Not Mediocre. He’s Worse.
Oct 14th, 2007 35 Comments »
Today, I read something so fucking funny that I almost swallowed a piece of bubblegum, I was laughing so hard.
I’m going to copy the entire post here in full, rather […]
Original post: Grow The Fuck Up, Ryan Holiday
Oct 12th, 2007 11 Comments »
For me, grocery stores are a bad luck. Too many times to count, I’ve unexpectedly been forced into confronting my past among jars of tomato sauce or packages of raw […]
Original post: The Point of it All