Sep 28th, 2007 2 Comments »
I’ve never felt so powerful in my life than I did when I wore my pink and black bikini.
My Mother bought it for me the summer after I turned 14 […]
Original post: Teenage Sexuality and a Pink and Black Bikini
Sep 27th, 2007 2 Comments »
Insurance Agent: Well, I spoke to the biological Mother today.
V: *laughs* Oh yeah? How did that go?
Insurance Agent: She yelled at me. She said I had no […]
Original post: Poor, Poor Insurance Agent
Sep 26th, 2007 11 Comments »
Wow and I thought I was morally corrupt! I read so many comments concerning this situation where people insisted I shouldn’t give Mr. Hick one red cent that I seriously […]
Original post: Destructive Kids and Pick-up Truck Drama
Sometimes, it doesn’t pay to be a Stepmother.
This weekend, my husband had his kids. Generally, when we have the children, we like to keep them fairly busy, because much like […]
Original post: How Much is a Broken Down, Rusted Out, 1979 Chevy Truck Worth?
Sep 21st, 2007 13 Comments »
Today I found myself watching an episode of Spongebob Squarepants and becoming increasingly annoyed. Now I know some of you are busy wildly speculating why I would be watching a […]
Original post: SpongeBob Squarepants Explains the Nuclear Family of the New Millennium
Ok, so I’ve been really fucking sick lately. But I’ve always been kind of a soldier when it comes to dealing with illness. I am not one of those namby […]
Original post: Old Gas Station Bitches are Always Cramping My Style
Sep 17th, 2007 3 Comments »
Dear Crazy People Who Read My Site:
Today, I actually had a story to tell you. Unfortunately, I am sick. Deathly ill. Sitting up is actually taking me effort. It’s a […]
Original post: Prescription Drugs, Please
Sep 13th, 2007 5 Comments »
I have developed a seething hatred for the creepy little fuck that lives next door.
I’m serious. This little shit-for-brains has absolutely zero redeemable qualities. He’s dumb. He’s rude. He’s ill […]
Original post: Love a Child, Hate a Child
Sep 12th, 2007 2 Comments »
First of all, there’s a new catchphrase up. The guy who submitted it did so via his myspace page, but since then, his myspace has gone private. If you’re reading […]
Original post: Interview and Stuff
Today I’m going to spare you the sappy, overemotional piece of writing where I relate to everyone where I was on 9/11 (complete with a picture of ground zero or […]
Original post: Out of the Ashes of 9/11 Comes Release From Halloween Party Hell