VA: 7 Surefire Ways to Gain the Interest of Any Woman
Aug 13th, 2007
(22 votes, average: 3.45 out of 5)
Loading ...You’ve finally found the girl of your dreams barring one small exception: she doesn’t know you’re alive. To make matters worse, you strongly suspect that she’s totally out of your […]
Original post: 7 Surefire Ways to Gain the Interest of Any Woman
But will this help me, a dyke, pick up chicks? Hmm, guess I could go lighter on the fawning.
Are you a loser dyke? Then probably.
I think V’s getting back on track. You’re quite the writer, no?
Okay ya’ll don’t like complimentis, then fuck ya’ll have a good life in the neigborhood of make believe… you know with the little trollie and shit?
V’s snarky cynicism at its best - and if women were really this shallow it’d only make me that much more determined to stick to guys.
Actually, shouldn’t that one be on there? Give off just enough homo vibes to get her anxious, but nothing definite enough that she writes you off as a lost cause?
wow….just….wow
you nearly had me there. you’re a good writer, been reading you for months and this is probably the best work yet! It reels you in all the way through to the end and then spits you out!
or….is that just the real me showing through who kinda shuddered when I read the part about WoW and internet pr0n on Friday nights because…that’s my life really.
ANTI-SOCIAL and proud of it! Hiding behind a stone wall because of a facial paralysis for almost 30 years and still going strong! Hey, whatever keeps me insane and semi-happy, since I’m destined to be single for the rest of my life!
Way to be optimistic, slayer.
And @ Matt: Most women *are* that shallow. Her advice really does work.
Might be some women are that shallow - maybe that’s the reason I’m single. I do the very unfashionable thing and try to be honest. I don’t play games, and I don’t flatter over nothing, nor do I keep the compliments to myself if there’s something to compliment.
This has caused many fights.
If you have cottage cheese in your thighs and ask my opinion, prepare for the truth.
If you have nice face/body/tits/legs/outfit/hair/those funny freckles just on top of your nose/shoes and you ask my opinion, prepare for the truth.
And no, I don’t care what you wear tonight, it’s all fine. Let’s go already.
Welcome to the complicated and often hypocritical world of women. Enjoy your stay!
Freaking hilarious. I, too, had been missing the acerbic VA posts, but this one takes the cake. Hook, line, and sinker: I took the bait.
Oh these are hilarious! V should write for a TBS original comedy show, this would be GOLD to them! It could come complete with an canned laugh track and everything. I personally think that we don’t have enough stereotypical comedies with fat guy/pretty girl combinations in them. [/sarcasm]
Here’s a hint–if you have to do ANY of these tips to get a girl, she’s probably not the “girl of your dreams”. She’s probably just a hot girl, so you might as well just rufie her, have your way and then leave it at that.
harsh.
Eh. All this presumes that this hot, wealthy, popular girl has nobody at all interested in her besides your fat, poor, nerdy ass. If she actually is hot, wealthy, and popular, she’ll have no trouble finding a hot, wealthy, and popular guy to treat her with barely-concealed disdain.
Loser guys treat hot women better, with some exceptions, because they sure as shit ain’t getting a piece of ass like that ever again.
What exactly is a “loser guy” anyway. Are we talking people that lose at competitive sports most of the time, but win at scrabble every time, or are we talking people that may win at competitive sports, but lose at scrabble every time?
Which one are *you*, 15?
I think I’d classify a loser guy as someone with the personality of a soap dish, or the IQ of one, or about the same looks as one. or all three, if he’s really outta luck. It’s hard to pidgeon-hole it. The first words out of a guy’s mouth usually tell it for me.
Yep as in mmmm hmmm. You’re right. That’s me.
This actually isn’t the only way to get a woman interested, being absolutely forthright about your intentions (note: without explicitly stating them) can also work.
The truth is that ‘nice’ guys aren’t being nice if they treat a girl like she’s just a friend and then resent her for not sleeping with them.
I’ve played the game detailed above. It’s a glorified male version of hard-to-get and it works, I just don’t like myself when I’m doing it. It preys on and perpetuates the insecurities of women and attracts partners with low self-esteem, who can be a fucking chore to date.
Also, “After a few months of this, even the hottest girl alive with crumple like a cookie” - if you’re investing this much time pining over one potential love interest, you’re already screwed, or rather you should have been.
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