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Ironically, the very thing my Grandma Rose gave me to prove her innocence was the very thing that made me suspicious of her again.
I was idly thumbing through my Mother’s […]
Original post: Grandma Rose Was Crazy

Once upon a time, when I was 23 years old, I went out to eat alone at a restaurant. Midway through my meal, I had decided I needed to use […]
Original post: Everything a Little Girl Could Ever Hope to Have

Brother:  Your cat is so cute.
Husband:  No, he’s not. He’s fat and disgusting.
Brother:  But he’s got such a cute, retarded looking face.
Husband:  Look at his belly! All flabby and gross…
Brother:  […]
Original post: Corky in a Bunny Suit

It cracks me up when people tell me it’s impossible for them to save money. I always tell them the same thing: “Give me a copy of your pay stubs, […]
Original post: 6 Painless Ways to Save Money on a Tight Budget

If one more stay-at-home-Mom tells me they are a Feminist because they chose their lives (all by themselves!), I am going to pour battery acid in my own eyes. In […]
Original post: If You Are a Stay-At-Home-Mom without Interests Outside of Your Kids, Hobbies, or Marketable Skills, You are NOT a Feminist

Oh hush.
I do not hate women. In fact, two of the best people I’ve known in my entire life have been women. These friends of mine are the very definition […]
Original post: Most Women are Nothing More Than Wasted Potential

The lesbian chick who runs this website says my friend is indeed yanking my chain and the word ‘queer’ has nothing to do with wanting to fuck people of both […]
Original post: Slutty Catchphrase

Because I often make sexual comments about women on this website, my sexuality has come into question. For some strange reason, people seem to want to know whether or not […]
Original post: I’d Be Bisexual if Women Weren’t So Goddamn Annoying

You’ve finally found the girl of your dreams barring one small exception: she doesn’t know you’re alive. To make matters worse, you strongly suspect that she’s totally out of your […]
Original post: 7 Surefire Ways to Gain the Interest of Any Woman

Husband: Turns out, Warren Buffett actually did get a college degree.
V: Seriously?
Husband: Yep.
V: Damn, where were you yesterday when I trying to make a point? Now, […]
Original post: I’m Thinking About Hiring a Fact Checker