VA: Firing Your Jenny Craig Consultant
Jul 3rd, 2007
Friend: OK, so you know how I’m on Jenny Craig, right?
V: Right.
Friend: Well, you know how they say that Jenny Craig is all about you and your success and how […]
Original post: Firing Your Jenny Craig Consultant



Actually, fat girls can suck dick. Because they’re hungry.
Another popular saying goes:
“Why do fat chicks give such good head?”
“Because they’re HUNGRY!!!!”
@1:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I am so behind this theory.
It amazes me that I read diets don’t work in a medical journal in 1995, and WW and the like still make billions. There are new studies that confirm what has been known for decades.
Here are a couple of quotes from this website, http://www.emaxhealth.com/1/11658.html,
“An analysis of 31 long-term diet studies, all at least two to five years in length, by researchers at UCLA finds that diets do not lead to weight control for the vast majority of dieters. Even worse, Dr. Traci Mann found that many people actually end up heavier than they were before dieting.”
“Sustained weight loss was found only in a small minority of participants, while complete weight regain was found in the majority.”
“People on diets typically lose 5 to 10 percent of their starting weight in the first six months. However, at least one-third to two-thirds of people on diets regain more weight than they lost within four or five years, and the true number may be significantly higher.”
“Dr. Mann concluded that “most of them would have been better off not going on the diet at all. Their weight would be pretty much the same, and their bodies would not suffer the wear and tear from losing weight and gaining it all back.”
V, Your friend is better off getting off WW and going to a surgeon for a lap band.
“Friend: Fat girls can’t suck dick. It makes us hungry!”
I died laughing, it was just too fucking funny - I’m overweight and it is too fucking funny!
Keep it up V. I look forward to reading your site.