Even as a 4 year old child, I idolized my Father. They say that mimicry is the sincerest (and most annoying) form of flattery, so I tried my best to […]
Original post: Want to Stop Your Children From Smoking? Scar Them for Life!
Archive for July, 2007
I’ve always been a bit of an animal lover.
Now don’t get me wrong; I’m not one of those PETA freaks. Just because I love animals doesn’t mean I won’t eat […]
Original post: There Will be No Justice Until Michael Vick Ends Up in a Jail Cell
VA: Men are Better Than Women
Jul 26th, 2007 8 Comments »
Would it encourage the rumors that I am actually a man if I admit I think this website is hysterically funny?
Yeah?
Oh well then.
Original post: Men are Better Than Women
VA: Bloggers are so Cliche
Jul 25th, 2007 38 Comments »
People have often described me as a blogger. I generally shy away from the term because, to me, bloggers are boring, self obsessed narcissists who use their website mainly as […]
Original post: Bloggers are so Cliche
VA: Waiting in Line for the New Harry Potter Book is the Very Definition of Shame
Jul 23rd, 2007 11 Comments »
There are two situations in life where having a kid in tow is absolutely invaluable. They are as follows:
1. When you’ve lost your ID, but you absolutely, positively need a […]
Original post: Waiting in Line for the New Harry Potter Book is the Very Definition of Shame
Someone asked me what my formula is when calculating the profitability of a rental property, so I thought I’d post it. But before I do that, I just want to […]
Original post: Formula For Calculating the Profitability of a Rental Property
VA: Which is Worse: Sextuplets or Prison?
Jul 19th, 2007 5 Comments »
Friend: I watched a television show last night about these people who had sextuplets.
V: Ugh, 6 babies? How terrible.
Friend: I know! If my girlfriend ever got pregnant with 6 babies, […]
Original post: Which is Worse: Sextuplets or Prison?
VA: Searching For Tapeworms
Jul 18th, 2007 6 Comments »
“Her belly is a little bloated, don’t you think?” my brother asked.
He was referring to my dog. At this particular moment, she was lounging next to me on the living […]
Original post: Searching For Tapeworms
VA: Fuck Utopia; Hating Things is FUN
Jul 17th, 2007 14 Comments »
Time and time again I’ve had the displeasure of reading various bloggers on the Internet bemoan their critics by mournfully questioning, “Why would you read my website if you hate […]
Original post: Fuck Utopia; Hating Things is FUN
VA: Sleazy Tricks Real Estate Agents Often Try
Jul 12th, 2007 4 Comments »
Why don’t I ever get any hate mail? Seriously, if anyone on the Internet deserves a poorly worded death threat, it’s me. But oddly enough, I’ve not yet received anything […]
Original post: Sleazy Tricks Real Estate Agents Often Try