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A good 10 years ago, I had surgery. Without divulging too much information, let’s just say I was particularly nervous about the procedure I was undertaking. So as I was […]
Original post: Frivolous Lawsuits Are Scaring Away Good Doctors

I had a long night last night, so I slept in late. Around 9am, I finally roused, but not of my own volition. What had actually woken me from my […]
Original post: Fucking Magazine Salesman

I’m actually in the middle of a very busy week, but I still want to make a real quick post about some idiocy I came across before I forget about […]
Original post: Nigger Rigged? Seriously?

“Can I ask your advice about something?” Chris asked me last night at the bar, “How do I tell Stacy she needs to lose weight?”
Over the years, I’ve learned that […]
Original post: What To Do About a Fat Spouse

I used to think I was hot shit in the practical joke department until I met Steve.
Steve and I used to work together and we instantly bonded over stories of […]
Original post: The Practical Joke

If one more person complains to me about the rising gas prices, I’m going to snap and break his fucking kneecaps.
Every morning, when I check the mail, my neighbor gives […]
Original post: If Gas Prices Bother You, Walk. If You Hate Your Job, Quit. If Your Life Sucks, Change it.

I am now an actress.
And now that I am an actress, I take back everything I said about celebrity worship being stupid. Please feel free to worship me at will.
Oh, […]
Original post: Please Feel Free to Nominate me for ‘Best Supporting Actress’ Now

I’m walking down the isle of a large, bright grocery store. I’m not paying much attention to my surroundings. Instead, I’m staring intently at my list. I decide to start […]
Original post: It’s in the Genes

I woke up this afternoon and stumbled, bleary eyed, into my living room on the way to the kitchen to make myself a cup of coffee. Three steps into my […]
Original post: Creepy Little Fuck

I don’t really write much about Paris Hilton or Brad Pitt or whoever because I care even less about their day to day lives than I do about yours. I […]
Original post: Celebrity Worship and the American Dream