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Archive for May, 2007

I’ve got a couple of things to say today and I’m going to try to mash them all into a single post because I’m in a lazy sort of mood. […]
Original post: Update Soup: Catchphrase Contest, Pick The Brain, and Death Bunny

The day my eye doctor told my Mother I needed glasses must have broken her heart. I was 9 years old at the time and I could plainly see the […]
Original post: Ineffectual Parenting is to Blame for the Majority of the School Shootings

Ever since I was a little girl, I have periodically played a game I like to call ‘What would happen if…’
The very first time I played this game I was […]
Original post: What Would Happen if You Bought 25 Bottles of Nyquil?

It’s actually quite fun to watch her empty little mind vainly attempt to string together mildly coherent sentences, but I simply have to call bullshit….only because it’s a pet peeve […]
Original post: Why Rockstar Mommy’s Husband Spent Mother’s Day Boffing His Secretary

Do you want to know what I think is funny?
I think married Mothers of four who feel the need to publicly validate their physical appearances via the Internet are funny.
Case […]
Original post: Rockstar Mommy: Utterly Brilliant? Or Dumb Attention Whore? Well, It Depends on Whether or Not You’ve Seen Her Pictures. All 10 Thousand of […]

I cannot stand the phrase ‘I’m sorry you feel that way.’ Mostly because the people uttering that tripe are very rarely trying to sincerely apologize. Instead, they are subtly implying […]
Original post: Pet Peeve #7: I’m Sorry You Feel That Way

If you’re fairly Internet savvy, you’re probably seen this before. If not, check it out. If you don’t laugh at this article, you have no soul.
Also, I kind of want […]
Original post: MonkeySphere

This might sound harsh, but I’m going to say it anyway because I’m just that kind of bitch.
If you purposely have a child that you cannot afford, you are a […]
Original post: It Is Your Job To Financially Provide For Your Children. Also, Neglect is Child Abuse.

The largest wedding I ever attended had live music and an open bar only stocked with top shelf alcohol. For dinner, we had a 7 course meal and the main […]
Original post: Weddings Are Stupid

I have been a XM subscriber for close to 3 years now.
I canceled my subscription today.
The suspension/termination of radio shock jocks Opie and Anthony sealed the deal for me. I […]
Original post: Now That XM Radio is Being Censored, It is Not Worth Paying For

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