VA: The 5 Worst Bloggers on the Internet
Apr 6th, 2007
(10 votes, average: 1.9 out of 5)
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I’m not a hater by nature, but I have been reading VA for a while now and it’s hard not to apply a little psycho-analysis on her hatred of mothers. It’s like she is taking the bitterness she has about her own dried up vagina out on every parent she can get her hands on. Hell, I don’t mind, I read her because she’s entertaining and yes, the mommybloggers are a ridiculous crew of hags, but I think somebody wants a little one of her own but can’t and has some anger about it.
I have never heard of any of these bloggers. I guess I spend to much time on tech blogs. Franky, the thought of reading a mommy blogger turns my stomach.
Tucker Max has a penchant for lying?
Pot, kettle, etc.
Seems to me VA is just fine with her own situation, but she has a pet peeve of people who use their kids to make money. I can’t say I’d enjoy reading any of the blogs she linked to.
However, I’d like to see a few parent blogs she likes. Positive is always better than negative.
But then, I also have a pet peeve of unhealthy, stupid, woe-is-me-I’m-such-a-victim attention whores, so maybe I’m biased.
Not too much though — every time I read one of these kinds of posts my first thought is “I guess traffic is down this week.”
Maybe she picks on mommybloggers because that’s what got her started in the first place?
Don’t like them?
Don’t read them.
Danette,
Who knows about her traffic numbers, but you’re right, V does have a penchant for linking to bloggers with better Technorati rankings then her and who will likely engage in a back and forth.
What a stupid reason not to like Tucker Max. Actually, pretty much any reason she could give for not liking Tucker Max would be stupid. Tucker Max is awesome.
Tucker Max is not awesome. He’s a phony.
Admit it, I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell was funny. It was my introduction to Tucker Max and I loved it. I don’t care if he lies. I treat it as fiction. Shit man, sit back and enjoy the fireworks.
Dress:
Yeah, some of his stories are hilarious. He’s just kind of a douchebag that he tries to pass it off as ALL REAL, ALL THE TIME.
Pablo:
“V does have a penchant for linking to bloggers with better Technorati rankings then her and who will likely engage in a back and forth.”
Sorry to burst your bubble Pablo, but most, if not all, of the people V has linked to have drastically lower Technorati rankings. Tucker might not even have HALF as much rank as V does. The only person that had a higher ranking was Dooce.
You might want to look into stuff before spewing bullshit.
Myroid,
I hate to keep my bubble in tact, but the “penchant” comment refers to more than the last few months of her ratings. She began her blog’s rise to popularity by linking to mommybloggers who did have a much higher ranking than she did. It was in reference to Danettes comment asserting that V reverts back during slow traffic times.
She wasn’t always the “goddess of all things blog”. Her rating didn’t come from simply being an entertaining read…she spent a lot of time linking to people above her. Is that enough spewed bullshit? No? Tucker also has an Alexa rating of 4,060. V is 23,466. That is nearly 6 times better.
I have no problem admitting to reading Tucker and laughing my ass off. I laughed so hard at this article my boss asked me if I’d been crying when she walked by my desk.
http://www.tuckermax.com/archives/entries/date/the_blowjob_follies.phtml#283
Alexa is the least accurate thing ever.
http://www.myroidtypecomics.com/otherpics/tuckerva.jpg
You were saying, Pablo?
I am not arguing that her blog is very popular now and is ranked very high on Technorati. What I said was that it wasn’t always so highly rated, and yes, as your incredible screen capture skills demonstrated, technorati currently has V ranked higher than Tucker based on blog links, but Alexa has Tucker ranked higher based on site hits. So, what does all of that mean?
Nothing. Our arguments are semantics.
Is VA an entertaining site? Yes. Does she continue to do things to promote her own site? Blatantly . Is there anything wrong with that? Not a fucking thing!
“What I said was that it wasn’t always so highly rated,”
Bullshit. What you said, verbatim, was:
“V does have a penchant for linking to bloggers with better Technorati rankings then her and who will likely engage in a back and forth.”
And I proved that you were, for the most part, WRONG. Quit trying to change your argument.
Read the first few months of her archives and see all the more established bloggers that she linked too.
Next read my comment that verbatim says “the ‘penchant’ comment refers to more than the last few months of her ratings.”
Then go look up “penchant”, and you will see that it is synonymous with having a history of, an inclination to, etc.
But finally, if being right makes you feel like you got a bigger dick…then here you go:
Myroid, you were right and I was horribly and utterly wrong with absolutely no valid points or accuracy. My bubble is sufficiently burst and I am humbled by your greatness. Your wit and skill in debates crushes mine and you sir, have a much larger schlong.
I’m done with this thread
You can’t run when you’re losing! That’s not fair!
Also, thank you, I am pretty fucking awesome. However, my blood bludgeon needs no help in being bigger. I don’t even bother wearing pants because my cock is so huge; I got a leg amputated just so I could walk around on my pork pole while it’s soft. I will have your testament painted on the side of my house, though.
Also, VA has hardly been around for half a year. That “the last few months” crap is moot, because that’s as long as she’s been around.
In fact, I already painted it! Here’s a picture of it:
http://www.myroidtypecomics.com/otherpics/mansion.gif
Sorry it’s so far out, but my wang was holding the camera.
I know I said I was done, but I did have to come back and give you props for going that extra mile and photoshopping the pic. I didn’t “lol” because I am morally opposed to that IM speak, but I did laugh…cheers til’ the next time we joust sir Myroid.