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VA: People That Annoyed Me Today

Mar 20th, 2007

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45 Responses to “VA: People That Annoyed Me Today”

1. on 20 Mar 2007 at 7:33 pm1rbf2000

   That probably wasn’t mayo in her hair…

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2. on 20 Mar 2007 at 9:53 pm2admin

   nice paperboy! :D

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3. on 21 Mar 2007 at 1:44 am3on_with_living

   Glad she didn’t get a manure salesman offering her free samples of it. hehe

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4. on 21 Mar 2007 at 3:33 am4richbh

   There is another annoying type - and I’m glad VA didn’t run across this one today!

   This is the person who asks you to repeat yourself. Three four or five times. Drives me nuts!

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5. on 21 Mar 2007 at 3:52 am5pabloescobar

   What was that rich?

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6. on 21 Mar 2007 at 4:21 am6sunny

   maybe someone is hard of hearing?

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7. on 21 Mar 2007 at 9:31 am7VA ginal

   @4

   Here is a related annoying type:

   Someone who, when asked to repeat themselves, makes no effort at all to:
   ~ speak more clearly
   ~ speak a bit louder

   bonus points if they then act annoyed that you couldn’t make out their unintelligible mutterings a second time.

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8. on 21 Mar 2007 at 12:45 pm8Pasketti

   Here’s how to get rid of the paperboy. Just stand outside, and when he comes by, yell “GET OFF MY LAWN, PUNK!”

   It helps if you shake a cane or some sort of walking stick in his general direction.

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9. on 21 Mar 2007 at 1:10 pm9anski

   I have a slight hearing issue… I often have to ask people to repeat themselves so I can actually hear them.

   /agree with #7

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10. on 21 Mar 2007 at 1:33 pm10Shadowbird

    Pasketti: Or make them eat their parents by killing them and putting the parts of the bodies in his chili. :)

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11. on 21 Mar 2007 at 2:47 pm11Improbus

    VA, you could put a pitbull on a leash in the front yard to keep away the paperboy but then you would have to pickup doggie doo from the front yard instead of a newspaper. It might be a better idea just to pay off the kid instead. Everyone likes a nice bribe.

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12. on 21 Mar 2007 at 4:16 pm12SunSpotBaby

    ONLY 3 annoyances??? I need to come and live in your town.

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13. on 21 Mar 2007 at 7:20 pm13Myroid

    @10: That episode was decent.

    With all the free newspapers, you could build an effigy of the paper boy and burn it on your front lawn.

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14. on 21 Mar 2007 at 8:13 pm14Emerild

    I just want the stupid war to END. That’s all that really annoys me.

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15. on 21 Mar 2007 at 9:07 pm15Emerild

    “Anytime anyone holds themselves up as holy, they’re judged by a different standard. And at the end of the day, this was a White House that held itself up as holy.” ~Peter Baker~

    “Nothing is as wildly expensive as destroying the whole planet.”
    ~Mike Strizki~

    These people do not annoy me…

    It’s the people that don’t listen to to these wise men that DO
    annoy me.

    WTF is wrong with some people?

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16. on 21 Mar 2007 at 9:14 pm16Emerild

    Any one person or group of people who use money, energy, life, resourses to destroy annoy me.

    Destroy to create… WTF does that mean?

    Destroy the earth to create a big burned up ball of shit…
    that doesn’t make ANY fucking sense and people who think it does…
    well, they fucking annoy the hell out of me.

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17. on 21 Mar 2007 at 9:29 pm17Emerild

    Sometimes I even annoy myself… but that happens to everyone doesn’t it?

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18. on 22 Mar 2007 at 1:59 am18pabloescobar

    can we add the following to the list of things that annoy us:

    A wednesday without a VA post!

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19. on 22 Mar 2007 at 6:14 am19Emerild

    She’s working harder than you or me, buddy.

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20. on 22 Mar 2007 at 6:31 am20pabloescobar

    oh yeah, pal…how do you know that?

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21. on 22 Mar 2007 at 6:37 am21Emerild

    does it matter how?

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22. on 22 Mar 2007 at 7:10 am22Emerild

    …cuz I’m not even allowed to have a blog anymore.

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23. on 22 Mar 2007 at 7:31 am23Emerild

    Or… cuz it’s THE night they drove ol’ dixie down.
    I don’t know,,, you tell me?
    You’re the one with all the answers anyway.

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24. on 22 Mar 2007 at 7:33 am24Emerild

    oops we did it again.

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25. on 22 Mar 2007 at 11:22 am25Rage_On

    Emerild seems to have a lot of built up blogging aggression!

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26. on 22 Mar 2007 at 11:26 am26VA ginal

    add this to the list of annoyances:

    Emerild

    I seem to recall a blessed time when Emerild said that he was going to stop posting…

    well?

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27. on 22 Mar 2007 at 4:36 pm27Emerild

    well.
    no aggression here.
    maybe a transgression of blogging ‘etiquette’.
    so what.
    what capital letters = aggression???

    i said i’d stop posting and i will. don’t worry.

    what is blogging aggression?
    i was just listening to the thunderstorm
    watching the lightning, just welcoming
    spring and bored like ya’ll.
    that’s all.

    i think ya’ll like to be annoyed.

    : )

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28. on 22 Mar 2007 at 4:38 pm28pabloescobar

    Oh come on! In small doses, Emerild can be pretty funny. His Euthanasia interpretation of “i’ll say some shit” made me laugh. Really, i just think he needs to get laid. A good fucking takes the crazy out of most everybody.

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29. on 22 Mar 2007 at 5:15 pm29jenny984

    Maybe we could all chip in and help him out with that

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30. on 22 Mar 2007 at 5:38 pm30Rage_On

    WTF chip in? Tell him to do the “Stranger’s Hand”. He’ll be ok

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31. on 22 Mar 2007 at 5:40 pm31Emerild

    pablo & jen thanks for the concern…
    it’s been pertty darn near 10 years
    and all i do is post ‘aggressive’ blog
    posts. that’s what i call self control.
    ya’ll don’t have to chip in and help
    me, though like i said thanks a bunch
    for the thought, cuz really it’s the
    thought that counts.

    : )

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32. on 22 Mar 2007 at 5:43 pm32jenny984

    TEN YEARS?!?! What’s the hold up em?? Why haven’t you done the nasty for that long?

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33. on 22 Mar 2007 at 5:44 pm33Emerild

    rage. wtf… let’s just say i’ll be as ok as i’ll ever be.

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34. on 22 Mar 2007 at 5:44 pm34jenny984

    and what is the “stranger’s hand”?

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35. on 22 Mar 2007 at 5:45 pm35Emerild

    long story jen…

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36. on 22 Mar 2007 at 5:50 pm36jenny984

    are you in prison or something? do they even have the internets in prison?

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37. on 22 Mar 2007 at 5:52 pm37Emerild

    nope, not in prison… just the one i built in my mind.

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38. on 22 Mar 2007 at 6:26 pm38Rage_On

    Jenny984

    “Stranger’s hand” hand is when basically put one arm under you leg near the forearm area. Soon the arm will start to get a tad bit numb. After that you proceed to “pleasure yourself.” Basically since your arm is numb and comes out from under your leg. It looks and feels like some else’s arm other then your own. Hence…Stranger’s Hand

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39. on 22 Mar 2007 at 6:47 pm39jenny984

    That’s one of the wierdest thing’s I’ve ever heard besides Emerilds prison in his mind thing but whatever works, right?

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40. on 22 Mar 2007 at 6:50 pm40Rage_On

    HAHA!

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41. on 22 Mar 2007 at 8:28 pm41pabloescobar

    You think that is wierd…don’t ask about a homade fifi.

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42. on 22 Mar 2007 at 8:52 pm42Shadowbird

    …or a halo (http://bash.org/?4730). :D

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43. on 22 Mar 2007 at 9:23 pm43pabloescobar

    or “docking”

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Docking

    see “male -male sex position”

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44. on 28 Sep 2007 at 1:04 am44ITS YOUR OWN FAULT

    Every one of these stories was a sickening, self-absorbed, ignorant whining fest by someone who has no idea how the world works, why people ask you for this information, and how some people try to make a living. I guess they will one day when they move out of their parent’s house and have to just do their job, no matter how redundant or lame it is. Show some sympathy and grow up, instead of whining about it on the internet. Pathetic.

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45. on 30 Sep 2007 at 3:26 am45Ziah

    Dear number 44-

    You are probably just like every single one of the people she mentions- a waste of flesh and oxygen. You are an ass. Fuck off.

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