VA: How To Get Screwed Over by a Drug Dealer
Mar 5th, 2007
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Original post: How To Get Screwed Over by a Drug Dealer
Way to go V! Although, I do highly recommend oxycodone and carisoprodol as an excellent nappy-bye combination.
*slightly out of re-retirement*
If you really want advice, which I’d bet you don’t…
one word: ‘benzodiazapenes’
sorry… ‘benzodiazEpenes’
Clonazepam seems to work for me minimal side effects.
Alright I guess I’m officially out of retirement
since I am psychiatrist-by-default…
…as well as a federal-prosecuter-by-default.
I left out ‘with’ and ‘a’
on purpose just for the
hell of it…
Have a nice night.
I hope that makes sense kiddies.
Em…
Though ‘with a’ doesn’t sound so bad to me…
hmmmm… actually quite good.
; )
I’m sure V has tried all the singular categories. Benzos alone probably don’t do it. Oxy and soma happen to be nicely synergistic. ;)
At the risk of being withered in a red-hot blast of dry humour and witty scorn:
Taking mysterious pills from some random dude at the random pharmacy is pretty fucking stupid, as life choices go. Best case scenario an infection clears up from surprise antibiotics, but worst case scenario…
V — You know the solution. When you want it, you’ll do it.
Here’s hoping.
Soon as I got done reading this article, the Fever theme from Dr. Mario got stuck in my head.
‘Let’s do the time warp again…’
‘…you don’t need drugs for that.’
I really wonder what my brain scans would look like?
oatmeal?
porridge?
…good zombie food
…maybe
V, drugs help/hurt @ the same time.
I’d suggest avoidance as much as possible with regards to drugs.
Sincerely,
Experienced
‘Boy, I wanna warn ya, it’ll turn into a ballroom blitz…’
plite, ever heard of rxlist pill id? You can look up just about any pill via the FDA required markings and description. It’s a wonderful resource to avoid getting gypped. I’m sure that V knows about it, seeing as she scoped out the pills for what they truly were.
If that twat Emerild annoys you, you can use the Annoying Twat Blocker user script for Greasemonkey to filter comments by or mentioning him.
@ 16 Why such a prick?
Just wondering?
@dress…
you’re just jealous that I don’t leave comments on your
shitty blog.
…and it is shitty ; )
xoxoxoxox
Here is some TMBG’s for ya…
Nightgown of the Sullen Moon
Fell in the door
And you fell on the floor
With your hand on the knob
Looking up and abruptly
Forget what you’re thinking
Fire alarms go off in your head
You live
In the nightgown of the sullen moon
How the windows lean into the room
In the nightgown of the sullen moon
Drug trip, it’s not a drug trip so you feel a bit insulted
Space walk, it’s like a space walk with the corresponding weight loss
And you’re nothing but air, with your hand in the air
And your shoelaces tied up together with care
There’s a feeling of boredom
Of the big whoredom
Following DRESSING UP
In the nightgown of the sullen moon
How the windows lean into the room
In the nightgown of the sullen moon
Your head is on the moon
It’s not necessary to breathe
Forever is a long time
Your head is on the moon
It’s not necessary to breathe
Forever is a long time
Your head is on the moon
Your head is on the moon
@ Dress, you’re truly special… give yourself a big ol’ hug.
My sister’s boyfriend works in a pharmacy but he’s too much of a wuss to hook anyone up and there’s not even any cameras where he works!
I’ve used that pill identifier thing on drugs.com it’s pretty awesome
You know I’d hate to see you kiddies OD.
Truthfully, You all seem like nice folk…
…just be careful.
That’s all I’m saying.
At least pharmies are somewhat safer than
the shit off the street.
Be safe. I’d miss the collective bitchiness if ya’ll
were living 6 ft under…
Besides, there may be some other people that care about you…
…maybe
V, you never did mention whether you tried going to a doctor to discuss a legitimate condition. Who knows, he might have some sound advice that goes beyond what you’ve read on online forums, plus that way you’d get the pills for what likely will be a much cheaper price, and you won’t have to deal with old ladies. But perhaps you’ve already thought of that and have a good reason for abstaining and just didn’t mention your reasoning in the post.
She did say she likes ‘fleecing’ old ladies…
did she not?
Hey Emerild, that whole retirement thing from commenting backfired when nobody gave a shit huh? You had come back and fill the void that is your life? You remind me of the kid who tries too damn hard to make friends and ends up being an annoying little…what did Dress call you…twat?
Emerild: Logorrhea. Look it up.
@24, 25
Thanks,
I appreciate the constructive criticism.
ya’ll make me chuckle.
Surely you are boosting your own self esteem
by cutting me down, otherwise why would you bother?
…classic behavior
Any time I can make people feel better about themselves,
even at my annoying little expense, I’m happy to oblige.
btw your welcome
Em… always at your service.
Emeril…seriously, what’s your deal?
expand on that a bit jen…
You haven’t been on my
case lately. Don’t blow it
now.
What do you want to know?
…if anything???
Rhetorical question?
but the best answer is prob’ly
no deal.
really…
I like off topic conversation?
…and of course, I’m an ‘annoying little twat’ according
to many. I’m past the denial stage… past anger…
I forgot all the stages, but I’m hovering somewhere
around acceptance.
: )
back to topic at hand: moderation is key…
Not really sure how to respond to comments pertaining chemical usage. Whiffing gas, licking toads, eating mushrooms and choking one’s self until unconsciousness are all facets of escape. Yes, it doesn’t do the body good, yet, there it is. Escape, momentarily, from the structured world around us. And, as chaotic life might be, many choose to ‘test’ the limits of their mortality. With illicit drugs to prescribed medications in access, any person can partake in momentary lapses of reason. Why would I want to blur my existence? As for those that ‘enjoy’ induced recreation, sure, whatever. Please stay where you are. Don’t expect to go anywhere anytime. Don’t call me when you finally crash.
Emerild, if it means anything to you, I like you. I enjoy your comments. I just don’t post because I’m a poor biznitch who only gets the ‘net through a cellphone, and the frickin’ thing won’t let me post on most sites. Man, I wish the library was closer…
…damn Amerika’s car culture.
As for the topic at hand, I don’t need any drugs; life itself is strange enough.
Thanks gwolf,
I appreciate the kindness…
I must say I prefer agreeable attitudes,
but the naysayers and stonethrowers
are entertaining in their own right, right?
Life IS strange, but not bad…
Er…merica in the 21st century is really something else
that’s for sure.
I can’t think of anywhere else in particular I’d rather be
other than New Zealand, or Borneo, or a partially deserted
island… but I’m a poor biznitch too.
The good thing about cars is that you can live in them if you have to.
I just wish we could speed up the whole energy shift thing and get off
the (drug) oil… that’d be nice.
No Emerild I really do wanna know what your deal is. Are you just lonely or something? What’s with all the talking about the chick that writes this blog like you know her, do you? Why do you always write in poem form? And what’s with all the…s?
Why ask why? Jeez, if ya don’t like his posts, just skip ‘em…say, Emerild, if you ARE lonely, you can email me, maybe? Just a thought.
Jen,
To be completely honest…
1. Yes I am a bit lonely, but not overly lonely
2. I’ve already mentioned there is a chance that I know the person(s)
who writes this blog. It’s a long story. I’m still trying to figure that
one out for sure. I may know one of the people involved with VA,
I may not know any of them (if there is more than one). Let’s just
say there is about a 50/50 chance of a history between myself and
the VA crew. Now, I’d prefer to know for sure, but I’m only one part
of the equation. There is also a chance I’ve simply lost my mind…
my intuition tells me the former is where it’s at… and the odds are
more like 70/30, but in reality there’s a good chance I’ll never be
able to knowingly answer this part of the question… it depends on
others as well… I’m not omniscient, but I do tend to have a keen
sense of awareness. That being said I’m either right or completely
delusional… or partially right and partially delusional. I can guarantee
I pose no threat to anyone. I may be a sucker, but I’m a peace-
loving sucker.
3. I wasn’t aware I was writing in poem form… I just type and hit
return sometimes.
4. I really enjoy ellipses… they make me smile.
: )
I hope my answer satisfies your curiosity.
I could tell you what I think I know, but I don’t really know…
so it would be pointless.
Em…
gwolf, if you’re willing to give me your email address
I’m always willing to chat…
: )
Emerild: It’s not that I am trying to cut you down…but your attention seeking behavior combined with the seeming obsession with VA honestly creeps me out a bit. I mean hell, I enjoy reading VA as much as anybody, but dude, you take it to a whole new level and I am just saying, chill out a bit. Keep posting, I’ll keep glancing at them when I browse this site, but for your sake, don’t try so hard to be the center of this community and you will be much more likely to become the centerpiece of this little community.
Pablo… I understand and truly appreciate the advice.
Please don’t be creeped out… I’ve done enough of that
in my own head for too long… I’m just seeking ‘peace’ of
mind. I’ll try to curb my compulsiveness for the sake of
the community. Thanks for the new approach.
Em…
Heh, screw that drug dealer! V, try pot, it will get you sleepy ( you will wake up at 11am :) )
Ok, here something serious. check your room temperature. I`ve read some scientific stuff, that there is some limited range of temperature that people can sleep in. For young people its a wide range, for older people the range can get limited to 23-25 °C (I dont know Farenheit metering), so try some conditioning or smth. The perfect is like 23 °C.
For guys its easy - have some sex and sleep is guaranteed!
@36
Did I just witness my first voilentacrestalk.com hook up?
@16 - Thank you so much!
:D
“Hook-up”? Umm, if that means what I think it does, I’m afraid I’ve misled you. I’m happily married. I’m only looking for friends.
GirlWolf……jk
Oh, sorry, it’s difficult to tell when it’s only printed words on a screen.