VA: Closing the Deal From a Female Perspective
Mar 22nd, 2007
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Loading ...One of my guiltiest pleasures is watching men scramble to figure women out. The practice of convincing women to sleep with them seems particularly challenging and they rack their brains […]
Original post: Closing the Deal From a Female Perspective
Made me think ho has my guy manipulatd me in. Doesn’t fall in any of the described ways, but he certainly has been changing my self-esteem.
I’m going to throw out three theories.
Theory 1: Emerild is really just V fucking with us under a false ID and making fun of the fact that we all actually care enough about her dribble to not only regularly read it, but to also have this little forum about it. Seems odd that at virtually the same time VA pops up today about getting laid, Em had just commented about not getting laid. Is Emerild bizarro V?
Theory 2: Both V and Emerild are two personalities of the same MPD self that is this person. It explains Emerilds past rants about how he thinks VA is written by a few people (all different personalities with the same person), why from day to day V’s posts will have a COMPLETELY different tone and also explains why Emerild feels like he sort of knows V. MPD patients tend to have a vague, but fleeting recognition of their “other” selves but no grasp on how or why they know them.
Theory 3: I wrote this because merely suggesting to Em that V is inside his head, will cause his mind to run in circles like a dog chasing his tale.
I’d say theory 2 is the closest to actual ‘reality’ but doesn’t quite cover it.
keep going…
Check out Rupert Sheldrake’s theories regarding morphic fields.
Planet Earth has a serious MPD these days…
So anyway…
one more post this morning. let me first say this is not a pity party. while not feeling sorry for myself, i am the type of person who blames myself for my current situation. that is to say i take sole responsibility for my past actions which were more or less words. words as actions? yeah i don’t really get it either. actually i blame myself for more than just my current situation but also the situation of various others. so em’s last word for this morning: if you fuck up, it’s your own damn fault. translation ~ em fucked up and takes full responsibility for said fuck up. i’m not proud of it, it’s just how the movie goes… i guess.
but hey if all else fails, you can always blame the planet…
or if you’re like ol’ em here, you attempt to make a serious apology to planet earth and hope someday she forgives you.
but, if apologies really mean jack… mother earth doesn’t really care anyway. i tend to think she does care and at some point will do what she needs to do regardless of whether we like it or not.
Up to this point, we obviously haven’t been very good stewards of our planet… can we as the dominant species on earth ever play the ‘good game’ and rise up to the challenge of being stewards of the very being that allows us to exist?
Stay tuned…
don’t get me wrong… i’m just as much of a hypocrite as anyone and besides, i’ve been reduced to inane rambling on someone else’s blog… someone i don’t even know in the first place.
…so mama’s don’t let your babies grow up to be emerilds.
that’s the best advice left from this old fool.
Mmmhm, the reverse compliment. Not a bad idea. Noted for future use with the Girlfriend. Unfortunately, we’re now both extremely skilled at inserting segues into our conversation, so much so that we congratulate each other on the better ones. Shit, at least we know how to talk. Better than some couple.
Nothing I hate more than people that spam on comments to try to promote their own site…but I am going to do it, sorry. My nephew wrote an open letter to the President about the justice showdown stuff. It is more dead on than I could have expressed and I told him I would post on my blog and see how many people we could expose it to.
Help me out? You know I am not a lurker who is just posting spam.
http://leafcounting.com/2007/03/23/dearpresident.aspx
Thanks
Dear Bush Administration,
You are the absolute worst admininstration in the history
of this nation.
Not because you lied once… or twice…
Like you said yourself:
Fool me once shame on me (I never voted for your sick ass anyway)
Fool me twice… we won’t get fooled again.
You and your band of malicious, malevolent rogues disgust me.
Please resign and, well… do what you need to do to try and hide
your shame.
Sincerely,
emerild
The intended purpose of the Bush administration is to fuck up as much
shit, on a global level, before they leave office.
Nice purpose.
You are the farthest thing from anything remotely resembling holy…
you are sick, sick, sick in your collective lack of conscience and you
need lots and lots of time on the couch or in a padded cell brotha.
along with lots and lots of medication.
You were naughty and you need psychological and psychiatric help.
I’m not trying to be rude… just exercising my right to accuse you
and most of your administration of being sociopathic.
Sincerely,
emerild
First thing…women manipulated guys 10x more the guys do women.
Women use sexually appeal to get what they want in life. That’s cool and all. If you have an angle stick with it and work it, but don’t be pissed when guys come up with their own approach to getting a piece of ass. Now drugs don’t count or physical abuse. That’s just wrong!
Second thing is when it comes to women, just being honest works 100x better. If they ask you about a pair of jeans or a hair cut, just be honest. If you have to ask you already know the answer. Also guys try not to brag about recent conquest. Keep your mouth shut. I know you’re going to want to tell your buddies about hooking up but don’t. Women need some sweet loven too. They just don’t want to be known for it. If a girl knows you’re good for a “booty call” and know you won’t brag about it. They will come back around again and again….and again. Treat them as an equal player in the game and both of you will score.