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VA: Bad Hair is a Small Price to Pay

Mar 14th, 2007

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15 Responses to “VA: Bad Hair is a Small Price to Pay”

1. on 14 Mar 2007 at 9:43 pm1admin

   you could just write the last line :D

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2. on 14 Mar 2007 at 9:48 pm2Emerild

   Interesting post V… just a couple words on the topic of judgement. If you take everything as a compliment, you can’t go wrong… quite frankly… loudly or quietly. Though you don’t really strike me as the easily offended type.

   ; )

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3. on 15 Mar 2007 at 1:16 pm3Rage_On

   What is it about gay hairdresser that give them some kinda “Hair Super Power”? crazy

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4. on 15 Mar 2007 at 4:01 pm4pabloescobar

   That is an interesting question…luckily for you, I know the answer:
   From a physiological perspective there is a gene that is present in all of us. The gene is called the Balrus Mytogastria. This particular gene is different than most in that it migrates but in modern times (the last 300 years) science has recorded that it has settled into the tissue around and inside the anus. This gene apparently is only able to produce influence the hands ability to cut hair well when it migrates towards the hands. In 1973 an experiment was done on a straight man where they found these genes near the anus and “tagged” them so that they would show up on a cat scan. These Balrus Mytogastria stayed there and the experiment was considered un fruitful. Soon after this “patient” broke the law and got sent to prison. There in prison he became a fellow by the name of Tyrone’s bitch. Tyrone pummeled this guys ass day in and day out. Soon the “patient” was styling hair in the prison that was creating a buzz, so the researchers came to visit and had another cat scan done and found that the Balrus Mytogastria had migrated to the hand areas.
   This experiment was later repeated and it was found that it is the Balrus Mytogastria are not fans of a large cock ramming into them so they run away and to the hands…hence why gay guys are better hairdressers. The talented female hair dressers tend to take it in the ass also and it turns out that only gay guys who identify themselves as “bottoms” have skills at the hair dressing.
   It is all scientifically proven…really.

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5. on 15 Mar 2007 at 4:16 pm5SteveJ

   Yet another bipolar post from V. So which are we to belive Is she this crusader against the PC world out tell mommy bloggers and other losers the truth or is she this poor fagile little girl who’s feelings can’t even stand up to the hypothetical non-verbal jugements of a gay hairdresser… A GAY HAIRDRESSER!

   What’s next? Fear of bank managers because they know how less much money she has than other people in the neighbourhood?

   Pathetic.

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6. on 15 Mar 2007 at 4:23 pm6Rage_On

   @4
   Dear God! i cannot stop laughing. Thank you the scientific answer.

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7. on 15 Mar 2007 at 4:26 pm7Emerild

   Wait, I thought they’d proven that the ’super power’ lies within the hair itself, not within the barber/hair dresser. Though I can say the best haircut
   I ever got was from my friend’s girlfriend, Chowda, from Massachusetts… and that was just last summer. He gave her the boot this winter. I talked to her on the phone about a month ago and she said she was trying to make it back into town… so maybe I can get a ‘Chowda’ cut again.

   Truthfully I don’t give 3.14 shits as to who cuts my hair, but Chowda was always pretty cool in a chowda kinda way.

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8. on 15 Mar 2007 at 4:34 pm8Emerild

   oh yeah pablo… I have to admit I cracked a smirk at all that jazz. But, whatever dude.

   @5 chill out dude… her post was the antipathy of ‘fear of bank managers’ and gay hairdressers for that matter.

   I’m the one who is afraid of bankers.

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9. on 15 Mar 2007 at 4:54 pm9Rage_On

   Yeap banker tellers freak me out too. They see you account and start acting all sweet. Like bish! Just put it and let it be!

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10. on 15 Mar 2007 at 5:31 pm10Emerild

    oh, I didn’t mean the tellers…

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11. on 15 Mar 2007 at 5:36 pm11admin

    V, check out http://www.gskinner.com/games/puki/, a baby killin game :D

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12. on 15 Mar 2007 at 5:54 pm12Emerild

    silly admin…

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13. on 15 Mar 2007 at 7:35 pm13Shadowbird

    SteveJ: What’s your point? Even if you never had any self-contradictions (which I don’t believe), most people do. Just like most people have some kind of irrational fear or discomfort about something. So what?

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14. on 17 Mar 2007 at 4:30 pm14richbh

    Pablo - I’m probably posting this too late for you to see it, but thank you for the best laugh I’ve had all week.

    As for VA’s post, it reminds me of the protestant minister who banned the King James Bible from his church because the translation was ordered by King James - who was GAY! Just plain silly.

    I wonder what would happen if every gay person in the US went on strike for a week?

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15. on 19 Mar 2007 at 12:46 pm15Rage_On

    There would be a lot of bad hairs and poorly decorated homes.

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