Mar 5th, 2007 43 Comments »
When choosing a recreational drug, it is important to pick one widely used by people whose personalities most closely resemble your own. This makes it easier to score your shit.
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Original post: How To Get Screwed Over by a Drug Dealer
Mar 2nd, 2007 46 Comments »
I used to work with a woman who was a very lithe 97lbs. Every day for lunch, she’d down a diet pepsi or two with her meal. Rumors started spreading […]
Original post: Pet Peeve #6: People Who Assume I Drink Diet Because I Think I’m Fat
Mar 1st, 2007 4 Comments »
Brother: I’m going to send him a nasty message.
V: But you’re drunk!
Brother: So? You can help me. *starts typing* There. What do you think?
dear hammy you […]
Original post: WoW Wars
Mar 1st, 2007 6 Comments »
I did not leave any comments on any blogs taking any sides in any Internet showdown. Generally, if I have something to say about a person, I’ll say it here.
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Original post: For the Official Record