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I very rarely eat fast food. Precooked food doused in salt and grease and left to marinate under a light for a few hours is decidedly unappetizing to me. However, […]
Original post: The Cycle of Fast Food Abuse

V: She said if I had anything to say to her, I should say it to her face. So I did.
Husband: What did you say?
V: I told her that she […]
Original post: I’ll Say Some Shit

My husband’s youngest child has developed a bit of a lying problem. He lies to get out of trouble. He lies to avoid doing something he doesn’t enjoy. He lies […]
Original post: The Government Who Cried Wolf

V:  I think I’m going to get my haircut today.
Friend:  You should go to the guy I always use. He does an amazing job.
V:  Isn’t your hairdresser that gay guy […]
Original post: Bad Hair is a Small Price to Pay

I was kind of a strange little kid.
Actually, I’m being easy on myself. The truth of the matter is that I was somewhat delusional. For example, I thought I was […]
Original post: Every Superhero Needs a Sidekick

Now that I look back on it, I suspect my Mother always had a touch of The Crazy. As a young child, I assumed that the death of my Father […]
Original post: My Mother Dated a Transvestite

I’ve been somewhat reluctant to defend Ann Coulter because I’ve notice that when you do, you’re often labeled a religious, ring wing, crazy. This is exasperating for me because Hello! […]
Original post: Ann Coulter Should Be Allowed to Say Whatever the Hell She Wants

The people who suggest that my brother-in-law is a pussy who should start standing up for himself are hopelessly naïve. If he were to display too much backbone, he’d likely […]
Original post: Why Don’t Men Have a Birth Control Pill?

Trust me, I’m not going to make a habit of posting videos and such crap, but I thought this was funny enough to share. Also, it’s fitting considering that another […]
Original post: I Watch Because It’s Fun To Hate

Last year, during Christmas dinner at my in-law’s house, someone asked the Sea Donkey if she was planning on having more children.
My brother-in-law, quickly responded, “Oh, I don’t think so. […]
Original post: It Takes Two Parents To Raise a Successful, Functioning Child