Mar 30th, 2007 14 Comments »
Ok, people.
There are two things I did not foresee when I started my catchphrase contest.
1. People would think that I wrote the catchphrase and constantly bust my […]
Original post: Ongoing Catchphrase Contest
Mar 29th, 2007 6 Comments »
Car Salesman: This one has all leather interior.
V: I don’t mind cloth.
Car Salesman: It also has power windows….
V: I can roll my windows up.
Car Salesman: Air conditioning…
V: I can also […]
Original post: How to Impress Me
Mar 28th, 2007 14 Comments »
I see how it is.
Someone threatens Kathy Sierra and everyone starts throwing my name into the argument as if it were me who told her to shut her gob.
First of […]
Original post: I Never Told Kathy Sierra to Shut Her Gob (But I Wish I Would Have)
Mar 27th, 2007 17 Comments »
Yesterday, I came to the realization that it must be pretty tough to follow this website. One second, I’m 14 years old. Then I’m writing in present day. The next […]
Original post: A Happy Ending
I think I was about 14 years old when my Mother started hanging out with the widowed guy who lived across the street from the park. His name was Denny […]
Original post: Drunk Parents, Teenage Relationships, and a Betrayel of Trust
Mar 25th, 2007 8 Comments »
It was the link that was bothering you? Well, Why didn’t you say so? Consider it gone.
All the traffic I have to give belongs to you. Now write your […]
Original post: Nothing to See Here
Mar 24th, 2007 11 Comments »
Personally, I think she’s pretty cute.
However, there are a couple of things that I need to address. Firstly,
Why are you hiding behind anonymity? It’s pretty fucking easy to throw giant […]
Original post: Out-Bitching the Bitch
When I was 15 years old, I developed a crush on one of my best guy friends. He was oblivious and his failure to pick up on any of my […]
Original post: Human Nature Makes People Assholes; Not the Internet
Mar 22nd, 2007 10 Comments »
One of my guiltiest pleasures is watching men scramble to figure women out. The practice of convincing women to sleep with them seems particularly challenging and they rack their brains […]
Original post: Closing the Deal From a Female Perspective
Mar 20th, 2007 45 Comments »
1. The Paperboy
I have very politely informed the paperboy that I am not interested in receiving the daily newspaper. He responded by offering to give me a ‘Free Trial!’ Very […]
Original post: People That Annoyed Me Today