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People who have tuned into my website recently have expressed some confusion over what shall henceforth be referred to as ‘The Mommyblogger Saga.’ Basically, it is a series of posts […]
Original post: How I Almost Got Sued In My First 30 Days of Writing

I’m going to be completely honest here. I’ve never much liked it when the lead singer of a great band goes solo. Something about it rubs me the wrong way. […]
Original post: How to Make a Mockery of Music Forever: Ditch Your Band

One bright August morning, a young woman walked into a clinic and requested an abortion. The well meaning nurse that assisted her was a pro-lifer. She asked the timid woman […]
Original post: The Most Merciful Death is Baby Death

God, I love global warming. We’re a full two days past Christmas now and it has only snowed once so far. Today, the sun was out, the birds were singing, […]
Original post: How To Get Free Ice Cream

Brother: You don’t like comedies. V: I like some comedies. Brother: Name one. V: ‘When Harry Met Sally.’ Brother: That wasn’ta comedy. V: Yes, it was. It was very funny. […]
Original post: His Little Jewish Penis

I am not a Christmas bargain shopper. I don’t get up at 6am and head to the store so I can stand in line for a big discount on a […]
Original post: My Bank Teaches Me a Little Something About Customer Service

Brother’s Girlfriend: *hangs up the phone* That was my Mom. She went grocery shopping and she wants me to come home and unload the car. Brother: Isn’t your […]
Original post: She’s So Nice

The summer I turned 6 years old, some of the neighborhood boys started bullying me. Back then, I owned a pair of cabbage patch kid roller-skates and my favorite activity […]
Original post: How To Fight

Have you ever stood in a line at a department store loudly talking to your toddler just hoping and praying someone would compliment his cuteness? If so, I hate you […]
Original post: Peeves 3 & 4: Ugly Kids and Tanning Beds

My husband’s family celebrates Christmas twice a year. The weekend before Christmas everyone gathers at his grandparent’s house, exchanges presents and eats dinner. Then on actual Christmas, we do […]
Original post: Early Christmas For the Ingrate