Nov 17th, 2006 7 Comments »
n the midst of the whole Sweetney debacle, I read a comment that almost thawed my cold and bitter heart. A woman posted eloquently about how my picture insulted people with downs syndrome more than it insulted Sweetney’s daughter.[..]
Original post: Retard Genocide
Nov 16th, 2006 No Comments »
In the past 35 days, I have:
1. Made it into the technorati top 15 and stayed there for a solid week.
2. Had 2 posts make it to the front page on digg.[..]
Original post: And the Winner is…
Nov 15th, 2006 No Comments »
Last night, I met a friend at the bar of a local family restaurant. The bartender was cute and cheerful….but a little on the dim side, if you catch my drift.[..]
Original post: Dumb Girls
Nov 14th, 2006 No Comments »
I met Renee in English class in the 7th grade and was immediately stricken with a mild case of hero worship. Renee was constantly thought provoking, extremely witty and an excellent writer.[..]
Original post: Image is Everything
Nov 10th, 2006 1 Comment »
Is anyone else as gleefully excited by the housing bubble burst as I am? I mean far be it for me to delight in the misfortune of others, but—
Ah, who am I kidding?[..]
Original post: McMansions Are For McIdiots
Nov 10th, 2006 No Comments »
Brother: What’s in the bag?
Husband: Lotion.
Brother: What kind of lotion? Sex lotion?[..]
Original post: You Had to be There Dialogue
Nov 9th, 2006 No Comments »
The television show ‘Lost’ is like heroin to me. I hate what it’s doing to my mind and my life, yet I can’t stop watching. I watched the first two seasons on dvd and it took me all of 2 and a half days.[..]
Original post: How ‘Lost’ is Ruining My Life
Nov 7th, 2006 No Comments »
You. Guys.
Prostitution? Is that really how you think I paid off my debt? You really need to learn to think outside of the box.[..]
Original post: Drastic Measures
Nov 6th, 2006 No Comments »
Warning on the pamphlet teaching me how to use my NuvaRing:
“NuvaRing can accidently slip out of the vagina while removing a tampon, during intercourse, or straining during a bowel movement.”
I’m sorry, but that’s fucking funny.[..]
Original post: The Dangers of Birth Control
Nov 5th, 2006 No Comments »
Driving home from the bar one evening, my friend Marilyn confided in me that she was afraid. In six months, she would be graduating from grad school and her parents were going to cut her off financially for the first time in 26 years.[..]
Original post: You Can Learn a Lot From a Rich Girl