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Original post: Shit Eater

My name is Tucker Max, and I am completely full of shit.
I get excessively drunk so often that I have far surpassed the realm of normal college debauchery and entered the realm of ‘officially has a problem with alcoholism. [..]
Original post: Hi Tucker Fans!

 And just what are you doing here reading this tripe? You oughta be ashamed of yourself!
Heh.[..]
Original post: About Your Host

 I’ve always had a problem controlling my emotions. And despite this problem that negatively impacts my life and is visible to my husband, my children, my family, my friends, my internet friends, and God himself, I’ve yet to seek any kind of psychiatric help.[..]
Original post: Me So Bipolar

I can’t stand it when people use the phrase ‘in my opinion’ in their writing. Of course it’s your opinion! You’re the one writing it, aren’t you? Do you normally write from the point-of-view of someone else?[..]
Original post: Pet Peeve #1

I bet you’re all wondering what’s on my perfect page, aren’t you? To tell the truth, I struggled with idea of posting it or keeping mum. On one hand, everyone loves a good cliff hanger.[..]
Original post: Epiphany: Part Two

Dear Leta,
Today you turned thirty-three months old. I gotta say that I thought that motherhood was going to be a raw deal, but since your father and I started exploiting you for cash neither one of us has had to work a real job for a few months now. Score! [..]
Original post: Monthy Newsletter: Month […]