Jun 19th, 2008 | 47 Comments »
(15 votes, average: 2.87 out of 5)
Loading ...By: BC Woods
I was twenty-one and barely a man when the horror came. It has stuck with me to this day, a dark spirit that looms over my shoulder whenever […]
Original post: The Worst of All Possible Vaginas
Jun 4th, 2008 | 16 Comments »
(11 votes, average: 3 out of 5) Loading ...When I bitched about the current GIMMEE culture, I realize I never offered a solution to the problem. Instead, I merely insisted that gift giving traditions, in their current forms, […]
Original post: More Gift Giving and the Last Psychiatrist
May 28th, 2008 | 43 Comments »
(15 votes, average: 3.8 out of 5) Loading ...The invitation read:
Hey everyone! Jacob is turning 4! So let’s break out the crabby patties and have a party!
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When: [deleted]
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Gift ideas include: Construction toys, dinosaurs, and toy […]
Original post: A Modern Day Convenience? Or Raping Your Friends for Fun and Profit? Examining the Intricacies of Gift Registries and Amazon Wish Lists
May 26th, 2008 | 3 Comments »
(8 votes, average: 2.5 out of 5) Loading ...Gay Hairdresser: It’s so cool that you’re willing to try new things with your hair. Most people hate change.
V: I’m just so bored with myself. And I figured I could […]
Original post: Developing a Personality
May 21st, 2008 | 53 Comments »
(14 votes, average: 3.86 out of 5) Loading ...By: BC Woods
We live in an era where the decision to have a child is considered by many to be of less importance than the decision to get married. Given […]
Original post: How to Save the World from Idiocracy
Here’s a question I’ve been asking a lot of people lately: What makes a human a human? Define humanity. What sets the human race apart from any other species of […]
Original post: How to be a Human
May 14th, 2008 | 13 Comments »
(9 votes, average: 2.44 out of 5) Loading ...Just so everyone is aware…
My Birthday Charity Challenge ends tomorrow, so donate while you can. As it stands, it would take a fucking miracle to make our $10,000 goal, but […]
Original post: Charity Challenge Ends Tomorrow
May 10th, 2008 | 9 Comments »
(12 votes, average: 2.33 out of 5) Loading ...The very first thing I’ve learned about this small business affair is if you mention you’re starting one, every single person you know will morph into Debbie Downer right before […]
Original post: Starting a Small Business: Lesson 1
May 4th, 2008 | 11 Comments »
(20 votes, average: 2.75 out of 5) Loading ...The first time I ever masturbated was in the middle of 7th grade English class.
Our school happened to have a sustained silent reading program and once a week our teacher […]
Original post: Female Masturbation
Apr 30th, 2008 | 38 Comments »
(15 votes, average: 1.67 out of 5) Loading ...To those of you who are wondering about possible connections between my lack of updates and my charity challenge, let me assure that there is no conspiracy whatsoever. I’ve just […]
Original post: Small Business Drama and The Something Store